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» Schadenfreude

In Caerdydd
I was in Cardiff with my brother having a looksie around the various guitar shops one fine Saturday morning. We were walking down St Mary Street when we saw some chav'd up tracky guy slip in a pile of vomit from the previous night and land on his side right in the middle of it.

We couldn't help but piss ourselves laughing watching the guy get up and look down at his soiled clothes with a 'WTF just happened' look on his face. Good Times.
(Fri 18th Dec 2009, 7:46, More)

» * PFFT *

Old Peculiar
Went to the pub last night to discover they had Theakston's OP on tap (a rarity indeed) and proceeded to quaff five pints of it.

Then I hit Pizza Express for a Sloppy Gieseuppe (howeverthefuckyouspellit).

Needless to say, my arse today isn't just perculiar, it downright stinks - a smell I'd forgotten about as it can only be created by the venerable OP. It does not help when you're hungover either.
(Tue 17th Jul 2007, 13:52, More)