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» Evil Pranks

Shaving foam
Here's an interesting one:

1. Buy a few cans of cheap shaving foam, and stick em in the freezer.

2. When you can feel it's all a solid block inside, take a hacksaw and cut it open (careful with the other good inside!)

3. take your frozen block of shaving foam and place it in someone's bed/sleeping bag/underwear drawer.

As the block warms up, all the gases still in the shaving foam will start to expand out again, and with a sudden WHOOSH their entire sleeping bag/whatever will be full of foam.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 17:19, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

Don't worry, i've got my coat
Girl next door: 4 mins.
Sarah Beeny: 3 mins.
Margaret Thatcher, just for the challenge: 28 mins.

That's the wanks I've got.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 3:11, More)

» Evil Pranks

Two words
Bangers. Cowpats.

I think you can see where this is going.
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 21:08, More)

» Evil Pranks

Cones
Everyone knows students like to play with cones. A couple of friends of mine nabbed a couple while drunk and kept them outside their room.

We were walking up past the college building one day when we spotted a couple laying around, so we thought we'd help them and add to their collection, so they've now got 4 cones outside their room.

One night a few friends and I went a little silly. We raided our science site and managed a good 35 cones or so, which ended up outside their room. They weren't amused, especially when they couldn't get out. A few weeks later the police were having a 'cone amnesty' so you could take back any cones you'd taken off them without reprisal.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 17:16, More)

» Your first cigarette

I was made to smoke a cigar
to prove my manliness after making out for a laugh with another guy on my corridor. One guy was completely freaked by it.

I'm not even gay or bi, just persuadable when i'm drunk
(Mon 24th Mar 2008, 0:10, More)
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