» Failed

at least i tried
I have failed the following:

to pass my a-levels in the standard two years (it took me three with a change of subjects).

to pass my degree in the standard three years (it too me 5 with two changes of course).

to hand in one of my final dissertations on time to obtain my 2:1 (which was necessary to regain some respect from my family), so I took home a desmond.

After graduating I did mannage to get a job, however after a year it all went a bit tits up and I had to drag myself back to my parents where I have failed to not be unemployed for over 4 months now.

I did pass my driving test, but failed to send off for my actual licence, so I guess I'm doing that again at some point.

I also fail to be supported my my mothers constant verbal abuse, as she spends the majority of any conversation she has with me telling me how I've failed as a daughter and human being.

I often fail to not cry myself to sleep as I am failing to see the point of it all.

I have failed to be not self-indulgent here, but it feels better getting all this off my chest.


Lenth? Girth? A jedi craves not these things.
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 13:56, More)

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