Profile for Ashbeyo:
HappyToast zombied me! :D
I've been a loiterer at b3ta.com for a year or so now.
Bit about me: I go to Newcastle uni where I do english, I work for the radio, which is a fab job where I get to hang around at the front of gigs for free and interview bands. I love music, pints, stupid humour and people in general...
Might update this later; as a child of the internet, I've filled in enough 'About Me's for someone to do an entire biographical profile.
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HappyToast zombied me! :D
I've been a loiterer at b3ta.com for a year or so now.
Bit about me: I go to Newcastle uni where I do english, I work for the radio, which is a fab job where I get to hang around at the front of gigs for free and interview bands. I love music, pints, stupid humour and people in general...
Might update this later; as a child of the internet, I've filled in enough 'About Me's for someone to do an entire biographical profile.
I LIKES TO DJ!
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» Best Graffiti Ever
In a bathroom in italy
'My Karma ran over your Dogma'
fucking fantastic
(first post, woo.. been a loiterer for far too long!)
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:23, More)
In a bathroom in italy
'My Karma ran over your Dogma'
fucking fantastic
(first post, woo.. been a loiterer for far too long!)
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:23, More)
» Pathological Liars
I seem to attract them...
Oh God where to start... now I'm a fairly trusting individual, and, especially when I was younger, tended to believe what people told me (within reason, obviously!)
Okay so there was the guy who told me he:
1. Spent 2 weeks when we were in 6th form in a tent in a field, coming to school every day.. from the tent?! (no he didn't)
2. Worked in the army (no he didn't, more on this later)
3. Worked in Macdonalds (god he even lied about that!)
4. Was pyschic and could find out where things were just by hypnotising himself
5. Was a witch and wrote spells
6. Went on a 'routine' trip to (location) with his 'squadron' and was given a dog tag on the way (meaning imminent death).. where there was a bomb. Whilst someone else disabled it, he took out the terrorist with th butt of his gun. Hence the bandage round his wrist.
7. Later told me he'd tried to kill himself, hence the (same) bandage round his wrist.
THIS IS JUST SOME OF THE CRAP HE TOLD ME.
8. He's now a policeman. Well.. actually a community support officer. And he's engaged. To who- nobody knows. When someone tells you they're off to 'snuggle with their other half' on msn, you know they're lying, because who the hell says that?!
Other guy pretended to work in HMV. He didn't. We went in every day for a week to try to catch him. We even asked the guys working there where he was. His response? 'They don't know me as *abbreviation to name*, they know me as *full name*. Plus I work in the back.
NO HE DIDN'T. Why the hell would you pretend to work in HMV? At least he could have picked somewhere more exotic.
Humm.. what else.
Oh yeh, a girl who told us the following tale:
She was engaged to a 38 year old Muslim pharmacist, when the went to Madrid for the day to pick out hotels. She slept with the ex-geography teacher. Currently now she is engaged. Again. To a guy she cheats on with her flatmates. Apparently? This story was told to me by a girl who is/was in love with her and talks a load of carp, too.
OH YES and the crowning glory.
Another 'witch'.
A guy who woke up in the morning having given birth to Phoenix egg in the night. Basically, a stone in his PJ bottoms. He brought this into school and told everyone its name was Khan, and it lived with his guinea-pig. We humoured him, but in the end he said he killed it with the power of his mind. Oh, and he could change the colour of his eyes.
Actually, I'm not sure if he goes in the pathological liar section, or the complete fooking loon section!
Length? I think girth would be more of a problem if you don't have a birth canal and end up with a massive rock in your pants.
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 20:13, More)
I seem to attract them...
Oh God where to start... now I'm a fairly trusting individual, and, especially when I was younger, tended to believe what people told me (within reason, obviously!)
Okay so there was the guy who told me he:
1. Spent 2 weeks when we were in 6th form in a tent in a field, coming to school every day.. from the tent?! (no he didn't)
2. Worked in the army (no he didn't, more on this later)
3. Worked in Macdonalds (god he even lied about that!)
4. Was pyschic and could find out where things were just by hypnotising himself
5. Was a witch and wrote spells
6. Went on a 'routine' trip to (location) with his 'squadron' and was given a dog tag on the way (meaning imminent death).. where there was a bomb. Whilst someone else disabled it, he took out the terrorist with th butt of his gun. Hence the bandage round his wrist.
7. Later told me he'd tried to kill himself, hence the (same) bandage round his wrist.
THIS IS JUST SOME OF THE CRAP HE TOLD ME.
8. He's now a policeman. Well.. actually a community support officer. And he's engaged. To who- nobody knows. When someone tells you they're off to 'snuggle with their other half' on msn, you know they're lying, because who the hell says that?!
Other guy pretended to work in HMV. He didn't. We went in every day for a week to try to catch him. We even asked the guys working there where he was. His response? 'They don't know me as *abbreviation to name*, they know me as *full name*. Plus I work in the back.
NO HE DIDN'T. Why the hell would you pretend to work in HMV? At least he could have picked somewhere more exotic.
Humm.. what else.
Oh yeh, a girl who told us the following tale:
She was engaged to a 38 year old Muslim pharmacist, when the went to Madrid for the day to pick out hotels. She slept with the ex-geography teacher. Currently now she is engaged. Again. To a guy she cheats on with her flatmates. Apparently? This story was told to me by a girl who is/was in love with her and talks a load of carp, too.
OH YES and the crowning glory.
Another 'witch'.
A guy who woke up in the morning having given birth to Phoenix egg in the night. Basically, a stone in his PJ bottoms. He brought this into school and told everyone its name was Khan, and it lived with his guinea-pig. We humoured him, but in the end he said he killed it with the power of his mind. Oh, and he could change the colour of his eyes.
Actually, I'm not sure if he goes in the pathological liar section, or the complete fooking loon section!
Length? I think girth would be more of a problem if you don't have a birth canal and end up with a massive rock in your pants.
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 20:13, More)