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» Puns

Black beauty?
Now there's a dark horse.



Sorry.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 18:46, More)

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Fun size Mars Bars make ideal king size Mars Bars for dwarfs.
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Twatted
On a mates 18th, now a long time ago, I got so shit faced on Southern Comfort that I fell off the roof of my conservatory. I found out the following morning that my Dad had let me in through my bedroom window. I'd apparantly lost my keys, which I found the next day in my pocket and had decided that I could walk up walls. I ripped a fair chunk of the guttering off, but alas I live to tell the tale.
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 20:52, More)