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» Evil Pranks
Bars of Margerine
On the roof of my neighbour's car.
Simple, effective, and vindaloo to the local Pigeons.
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 15:49, More)
Bars of Margerine
On the roof of my neighbour's car.
Simple, effective, and vindaloo to the local Pigeons.
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 15:49, More)
» Ripped Off
Just yesterday...
I recieved a text from "cupid" saying for the paltry sum of 30 cent i would find out who fancies me!!!1! So i barrelled forward and replied in the affirmative.
But something smelled fishy...
1. Noone I know is stupid enough to fall for this.
2. Noone I know is stupid enough to fancy me.
3. Noone i'd want to "Get with" as the text oh so elegantly put it, would be stupid enough to spend €5.60 trying to find out who fancies them.
Noone. Not one person.
Except me.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 21:32, More)
Just yesterday...
I recieved a text from "cupid" saying for the paltry sum of 30 cent i would find out who fancies me!!!1! So i barrelled forward and replied in the affirmative.
But something smelled fishy...
1. Noone I know is stupid enough to fall for this.
2. Noone I know is stupid enough to fancy me.
3. Noone i'd want to "Get with" as the text oh so elegantly put it, would be stupid enough to spend €5.60 trying to find out who fancies them.
Noone. Not one person.
Except me.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 21:32, More)
» Other people's diaries
Oh the Humanity
I managed (after a good 20 minutes of effort) to discover the location of my sis's diary. i'd like to point out at this moment she happens to be 13 years my senior. Any way long story short, i came across a diary entry telling me she had had and abortion. the next few days were NOT fun.
Moral of the story, do not mistake your sisters english copy for her diary.
(Sun 4th Feb 2007, 22:27, More)
Oh the Humanity
I managed (after a good 20 minutes of effort) to discover the location of my sis's diary. i'd like to point out at this moment she happens to be 13 years my senior. Any way long story short, i came across a diary entry telling me she had had and abortion. the next few days were NOT fun.
Moral of the story, do not mistake your sisters english copy for her diary.
(Sun 4th Feb 2007, 22:27, More)
» Abusing freebies
Not me, but a lot of people I know
used this free picture of an Artist Formally known a Pr*nce in a photoshop challenge with hilarious and inventive results. Took it so far they we're almost sued.
True story.
(Thu 15th Nov 2007, 1:47, More)
Not me, but a lot of people I know
used this free picture of an Artist Formally known a Pr*nce in a photoshop challenge with hilarious and inventive results. Took it so far they we're almost sued.
True story.
(Thu 15th Nov 2007, 1:47, More)
» Terrible food
Mustard Sandwich
Ingredients:
1 x Pot of Mustard
1 x Slice of stale bread
1 x This irish fuck so incredibly hungry he would eating anything.
Recipe:
1. Smear contents of jar on bread.
2. Munch.
3. Puke.
It did however remove the urge for me to eat anything else. The mere mention of yellow sends me off to the land of vomit.
(Sun 20th May 2007, 21:20, More)
Mustard Sandwich
Ingredients:
1 x Pot of Mustard
1 x Slice of stale bread
1 x This irish fuck so incredibly hungry he would eating anything.
Recipe:
1. Smear contents of jar on bread.
2. Munch.
3. Puke.
It did however remove the urge for me to eat anything else. The mere mention of yellow sends me off to the land of vomit.
(Sun 20th May 2007, 21:20, More)