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I enter any image challenge with a shit picture from paintbrush, that is usually cropped badly and looks turd.
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I enter any image challenge with a shit picture from paintbrush, that is usually cropped badly and looks turd.
I don't give a shit
So don't fucking comment
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Prejudice
That's so gay. Just like you! ha ha. Fuck off cunt
I am a gay man and I hate screaming queens and would like to have them put down, it's because of over the top mincers that everyone presumes we are all cut from the same cloth and shout coo-eee and prance about.
The word 'gay' is used all the time to describe something that is shit or weird or wrong.
'That's so gay' describing a shit film or something, you get my drift.
This gets my goat, especially when if I am around, it will normally be followed up by "just like you Dave!" That's not funny, nor witty or clever.
People presume also, that I want to sleep with any man and regularly give head to strangers. I don't.
My family think that I know every gay man in the world, like we are all part of a sect. Have you met Grahma Norton? Will Young? Did you know about Ricky Martin?
Yes, I was sucking him off last night while Will and Graham spanked me
(Fri 2nd Apr 2010, 16:10, More)
That's so gay. Just like you! ha ha. Fuck off cunt
I am a gay man and I hate screaming queens and would like to have them put down, it's because of over the top mincers that everyone presumes we are all cut from the same cloth and shout coo-eee and prance about.
The word 'gay' is used all the time to describe something that is shit or weird or wrong.
'That's so gay' describing a shit film or something, you get my drift.
This gets my goat, especially when if I am around, it will normally be followed up by "just like you Dave!" That's not funny, nor witty or clever.
People presume also, that I want to sleep with any man and regularly give head to strangers. I don't.
My family think that I know every gay man in the world, like we are all part of a sect. Have you met Grahma Norton? Will Young? Did you know about Ricky Martin?
Yes, I was sucking him off last night while Will and Graham spanked me
(Fri 2nd Apr 2010, 16:10, More)
» Why should you be fired from your job?
Typical drunken fool at the xmas party
We all get drunk at the office party and regret things the next day, however I am still in my job, despite calling my immeadiate boss a fucking whore at the xmas dinner table.
I then vomited into my dinner and fell off my chair and had to be put in a cab home.
It was 9.15pm
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 20:16, More)
Typical drunken fool at the xmas party
We all get drunk at the office party and regret things the next day, however I am still in my job, despite calling my immeadiate boss a fucking whore at the xmas dinner table.
I then vomited into my dinner and fell off my chair and had to be put in a cab home.
It was 9.15pm
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 20:16, More)
» Caught!
Chat room for gayers
Roughly 9 years ago, I was living at my parents house, I became slighlty obsessed with gay chat rooms and video chat rooms where anything goes.
Coming home pissed one night and horny I decided to log on and get talking filthy and putting on a show (much like Leslie Grantham) but as I was pissed, I fell asleep, leaving computer on my lap, in bed, with camera on, cock out.
The next morning the laptop was turned off, folder up and put away.
That's how my mum found out I was gay
(Sat 5th Jun 2010, 20:17, More)
Chat room for gayers
Roughly 9 years ago, I was living at my parents house, I became slighlty obsessed with gay chat rooms and video chat rooms where anything goes.
Coming home pissed one night and horny I decided to log on and get talking filthy and putting on a show (much like Leslie Grantham) but as I was pissed, I fell asleep, leaving computer on my lap, in bed, with camera on, cock out.
The next morning the laptop was turned off, folder up and put away.
That's how my mum found out I was gay
(Sat 5th Jun 2010, 20:17, More)
» Evil Pranks
A little drama
My girlfriends mum was a highly strung nervous wreck, she used to dress her up as robocop for chrisakes if she wanted to go rollerskating.
One day, we thought we'd give her mum her 10th heart attack that year and carefully laid out a scene in the driveway of her house...my friend lay on the floor, i carefully lay my bike on top of her in a heap, her bike next to it. With some fake blood from Halloween left over, i pour on her hands and face and she lays perfectly still.
We both scream as loud as we can and I then knock on the door to surprise her mum.
I have never seen a woman move so fast out of the door only to get to her laughing daughter covered in red goo, to stop still and nearly burst into tears.
i feel awful, but manage to still find the whole thing funny, until I realise i would not be allowed out past 6pm for the rest of the summer.
Bitch.
(Sun 16th Dec 2007, 21:06, More)
A little drama
My girlfriends mum was a highly strung nervous wreck, she used to dress her up as robocop for chrisakes if she wanted to go rollerskating.
One day, we thought we'd give her mum her 10th heart attack that year and carefully laid out a scene in the driveway of her house...my friend lay on the floor, i carefully lay my bike on top of her in a heap, her bike next to it. With some fake blood from Halloween left over, i pour on her hands and face and she lays perfectly still.
We both scream as loud as we can and I then knock on the door to surprise her mum.
I have never seen a woman move so fast out of the door only to get to her laughing daughter covered in red goo, to stop still and nearly burst into tears.
i feel awful, but manage to still find the whole thing funny, until I realise i would not be allowed out past 6pm for the rest of the summer.
Bitch.
(Sun 16th Dec 2007, 21:06, More)