» Accidental innuendo

More cherry action...
Was on holiday with my best mate and his girlfriends family - straight-laced mum and dad, sister etc. - and on the first night after the welcome cocktails had been drunk, the sister, who I hardly knew, in all honesty and naivety (mores the pity) asks me if "I'd like her cherry?" - Most embarrassing was having to explain this to Mrs. Mum
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 21:41, More)

» Picky Eaters

peas...
Can't chew them, have to swallow them whole because I don't like the taste of the insides - believe it or not there is a slight taste to the outside of the pea, more like a sugar snap pea "fresh" taste. For this reason, I can't eat peas without gravy, as they're too difficult to swallow.

Don't even get me started on eggs.
(Sun 4th Mar 2007, 17:56, More)