» Spoooky Coincidence

not really a coincidence... just spoooky
some streetlamps seem to turn on or off when i walk/drive under them

this has been happening for a few years now and has been witnessed by a few people. There is a street lamp on the road my parents live on and everytime i approach it it turns off then back on again as i walk off... I've had other people walk under it and its not happened, unless i walk under it with them. Recently another lamp further down the road has started doing it when i drive past.

Plus once while driving in Wales i sneezed and a whole row of steetlamps went out, this was witnessed by 3 passengers in my car... it was freaky as hell... guess i have some weird telepathic thing with lamp post

i know this reads like the ramblings of a mad man!

/sharing
(Sun 11th Feb 2007, 0:51, More)

» Schadenfreude

This complete ball pouch
that I hated at school (due to his continuous attempts to drown me during swimming at school) went to Eton to do his A-levels. While he was there he took photos of a certain prince's room and tried to flog them to the tabloids (while the papers had an agreement to leave the kids alone). One of the papers reported it back to the school and he got kicked out of Eton and barred from every university in the UK... when I heard this, I laughed and laughed like a maniac


But then I put a stanley knife through my thumb as I was laughing so hard... kind of karmic retribution for laughing at his self induced misfortune I suppose.
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 13:29, More)

» Dumb things you've done

Staples
Back in the good old days when I was at uni. My house mates and I got exceptionally drunk and decided to staple our jeans to our legs (about 8 staples per leg)... I even went to bed with the staples still in... absolutely wrecked in the morning when I had to pull them out whilst extremely hung-over.
(Thu 20th Dec 2007, 23:06, More)

» Mix Tapes

I made me a mix tape once
and I always get in my own pants.


Length: if the email I just got is anything to go by 3 foot if i take some pills
(Thu 7th Feb 2008, 13:54, More)

» Tramps

Paedo tramp
Last year I was going through a phase that had me sporting long curly shoulder length hair and a beard (yeah I looked the shit like a slightly overweight ginger jesus). It was the winter months and I put on my long grey duffle coat and headed off to the shops.

When I got to the shopping precinct there were a couple of unwashed scally oiks drinking irn bru and wanking each other off (probably) whilst shouting abuse at everyone who entered the little express supermarket.

It must have been a splendid afternoon for them, full of excitement and really engaging their brains to come up with new and exciting things to shout at everyone. Hanging outside the door of the "setco" express and shouting "Paedo" at every single person regardless of age, gender or appearance.

That was until I approached the door. I can only imagine evolution kicked in and the spot stained little shites suddenly developed increased cognitive capacity and came up with a new variation of their insult... "Paedo tramp" and proceded to barrage me with it over and over, until they realised I wasn't going to get riled.

They then reverted to the "Paedo" insult for all of the new lucky customers.

So thats how I was not only mistaken for a tramp but a paedo one at that... best day ever!
(Fri 3rd Jul 2009, 13:48, More)