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» Will you go out with me?
short but sweet and honestly not me (i'd be proud if it were)
a former coworker told the story of how she and her husband first knew they were for each other. he asked her out and told her to meet her in front of a pretty fancy spot in soho. she was shocked because no one had ever taken her anywhere so fancy before. she proceeded to get gussied up excitedly. the night came, she wandered on down to the spot and found him standing there smiling with two brown bags. handed her one and then they both had a couple roadies to drink as they went a few blocks around and hung out in a dive bar for the night.... that is true love to me.
(Sat 30th Aug 2008, 2:31, More)
short but sweet and honestly not me (i'd be proud if it were)
a former coworker told the story of how she and her husband first knew they were for each other. he asked her out and told her to meet her in front of a pretty fancy spot in soho. she was shocked because no one had ever taken her anywhere so fancy before. she proceeded to get gussied up excitedly. the night came, she wandered on down to the spot and found him standing there smiling with two brown bags. handed her one and then they both had a couple roadies to drink as they went a few blocks around and hung out in a dive bar for the night.... that is true love to me.
(Sat 30th Aug 2008, 2:31, More)
» Public Transport Trauma
Not so much trauma for me... maybe for the Chinese Man
Old Homeless Man with the very dirty hands to a very Chinese man sitting closely beside him on the subway in the priority seat for two (approaching 2nd avenue):
"Whenever I get to 2nd avenue on this train i think of that Barbara Streisand tune '2nd Avenue'... you know that tune?"
Chinese man gets right up and walks across the car and speaks in Chinese to someone else.
The train passes 2nd avenue and arrives at Broadway-Lafayette.
Old Homeless Man to me: "Excuse me sir, which stop is this?"
"Broadway-Lafayette"
"thank you... you know, whenever i pass 2nd avenue i think of that Barbara Striesand song '2nd Avenue'... you know that song right?"
"No sorry, i actually don't."
"Really?? wow it's a classic [sings a choice few lines] ...it's just one of those great cuts. A real great track...
...so 2 more stops, then i get off at 14th street. Then know what i do? Run right across the street to the liquor store and right back into the subway and get drunk. Right to the liquor store and believe it or not i actually have the money. I actually have the money. Right to the liquor store. What else am i supposed to do?"
As I turn to get off the train he says:
"Stay strong!" [to himself somewhat] "....one more stop and it's 14th street!"
(Sat 31st May 2008, 2:10, More)
Not so much trauma for me... maybe for the Chinese Man
Old Homeless Man with the very dirty hands to a very Chinese man sitting closely beside him on the subway in the priority seat for two (approaching 2nd avenue):
"Whenever I get to 2nd avenue on this train i think of that Barbara Streisand tune '2nd Avenue'... you know that tune?"
Chinese man gets right up and walks across the car and speaks in Chinese to someone else.
The train passes 2nd avenue and arrives at Broadway-Lafayette.
Old Homeless Man to me: "Excuse me sir, which stop is this?"
"Broadway-Lafayette"
"thank you... you know, whenever i pass 2nd avenue i think of that Barbara Striesand song '2nd Avenue'... you know that song right?"
"No sorry, i actually don't."
"Really?? wow it's a classic [sings a choice few lines] ...it's just one of those great cuts. A real great track...
...so 2 more stops, then i get off at 14th street. Then know what i do? Run right across the street to the liquor store and right back into the subway and get drunk. Right to the liquor store and believe it or not i actually have the money. I actually have the money. Right to the liquor store. What else am i supposed to do?"
As I turn to get off the train he says:
"Stay strong!" [to himself somewhat] "....one more stop and it's 14th street!"
(Sat 31st May 2008, 2:10, More)