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» Accidental animal cruelty
Hamster guts
My cousin sat on my hamster and its guts came out of its arse. Then my dad tried to push it back up with his finger.
Scarred me for a while, that one.
(Tue 11th Dec 2007, 13:01, More)
Hamster guts
My cousin sat on my hamster and its guts came out of its arse. Then my dad tried to push it back up with his finger.
Scarred me for a while, that one.
(Tue 11th Dec 2007, 13:01, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Shut the door
There was a sticker on one of those slam-door trains saying "save our time, save your time, SHUT THE DOOR!". Someone scribbled out "shut the door" and replaced it with "get the bus!"
Also, in Northern Ireland, there as some graffiti saying "ulster says no!". Someone added "yes, but the man from del monte says yes, and he's an orange man..".
(Sat 5th May 2007, 10:57, More)
Shut the door
There was a sticker on one of those slam-door trains saying "save our time, save your time, SHUT THE DOOR!". Someone scribbled out "shut the door" and replaced it with "get the bus!"
Also, in Northern Ireland, there as some graffiti saying "ulster says no!". Someone added "yes, but the man from del monte says yes, and he's an orange man..".
(Sat 5th May 2007, 10:57, More)
» Well, that taught 'em
dodgy jaccuzi water
I used to live in this block of flats where there was a small leisure centre - swimming pool, sauna, jaccuzi, gym, that posh crap. Anyway.. after a nice swim, it was usually custom to get in the jaccuzi and chill out. Me and my mate swam up and down waiting though, because this huge group of gits, half of whom don't even live there, are hogging it, and have been for about 45 minutes, in spite of the sign above it saying "please do not spend more than 10 minutes at a time in the jaccuzi, if people are waiting". On and on it went. "fuck this", my mate says, and fucks off to the sauna. Shortly later, I join him. He commences ranting about said group of people, but I was quick to silence him.
"yeah, I just got in with them actually. joke's on them though. I pissed in it".
(Sat 28th Apr 2007, 15:28, More)
dodgy jaccuzi water
I used to live in this block of flats where there was a small leisure centre - swimming pool, sauna, jaccuzi, gym, that posh crap. Anyway.. after a nice swim, it was usually custom to get in the jaccuzi and chill out. Me and my mate swam up and down waiting though, because this huge group of gits, half of whom don't even live there, are hogging it, and have been for about 45 minutes, in spite of the sign above it saying "please do not spend more than 10 minutes at a time in the jaccuzi, if people are waiting". On and on it went. "fuck this", my mate says, and fucks off to the sauna. Shortly later, I join him. He commences ranting about said group of people, but I was quick to silence him.
"yeah, I just got in with them actually. joke's on them though. I pissed in it".
(Sat 28th Apr 2007, 15:28, More)
» Hotel Splendido
Kind of essential really
6 of us needed a holiday apartment in cornwall for a week of beer and surfing. Left it all up to Jack, and he came back saying he'd scored a blinder, with free breakfasts, big TV, right near the beach. What could go wrong?
Well, our first problem with the grotty establishment was the complete lack of a toilet door. You had to take a shit facing everyone else in the room. Needless to say, curry had been consumed. The manager when showing us the room said "oh, the toilet door hasn't been fitted yet. is that ok?" OK!?
The TV was in some communal room somewhere, but then to really rub it in, the wood on the outside staircase had rotted, so somebody went through it, resulting in a trip to A&E. Wish I could remember the name of the place to warn others.
(Mon 21st Jan 2008, 16:52, More)
Kind of essential really
6 of us needed a holiday apartment in cornwall for a week of beer and surfing. Left it all up to Jack, and he came back saying he'd scored a blinder, with free breakfasts, big TV, right near the beach. What could go wrong?
Well, our first problem with the grotty establishment was the complete lack of a toilet door. You had to take a shit facing everyone else in the room. Needless to say, curry had been consumed. The manager when showing us the room said "oh, the toilet door hasn't been fitted yet. is that ok?" OK!?
The TV was in some communal room somewhere, but then to really rub it in, the wood on the outside staircase had rotted, so somebody went through it, resulting in a trip to A&E. Wish I could remember the name of the place to warn others.
(Mon 21st Jan 2008, 16:52, More)