» Public Sex

I've got a TON of these!
Though, the question is: which one do I tell so that everyone doesn't think: WHORE!

:)

When I first started spending more time as 'Me' (see previous posts folks, I am Transgendered) I was out of cigarettes! Yikes! It was 3:15am, I had JUST gotten home (thanks to a cabbie) and I was absolutely PLASTERED! There is a gas station about 3 miles from my house...so I figure: why not teeter up there ang pick up some cigs?

So, I wobble out of my house, feeling like I look pretty good and walk through the SKETCHY industrial estate between my neighborhood and the gas station.

I am zigzagging through the industrial park and am passing this truck. In the truck, unknown to me, was a trucker who, apparently had enjoyed watching me zigzag along.

As I come even with the cab, he rolls down the window and literally scares the HELL out of me! I 'yelped'!

So he looks down, at what I am SURE, is one HOT lady and says "Hey Hon, How about a blowjob?"

Now, I had been struggling (and continue to do so, frankly) with my sexuality, and I was thinking: Ya know, why not give this guy the thrill of his life and satisfy this 'inner urge' of mine?

So I look up at him, kinda bashfully and say "Um, okay."

So I climb up into the cab of his truck (Huge, fek off Lorry) and sit in the seat. I am trying to find the right words: "So, big boy, drop them panties!" or "So, You wanna get him out for me?" and the guys leans over and starts kissing me. "Hmmm...Wasnt expecting that!" He starts reaching up my skirt and I squeeze my thighs together to keep his hand from discovering my 'secret' and he says "How am I going to get him out of there to put him in my mouth?"

I was SHATTERED! I mean, here I was CONVINCED I was TOTALLY 'passable' as a woman and here this guy wanted to give ME a Blowjob!

When he finished up (and it was DIVINE) I said "Want me to return the favor?" Thinking: Surely he wants me to finish him off. But NO. He says "HOn, You better get along. My wife is due here in about 20 minutes."

WHAT WHAT?!

So, I slip outta the truck, fall FLAT on my ass, stand up, to find my knees were surprisingly wobbly and turn around and ask "Do You have any cigarettes?" he tossed me half a pack of Marlboro reds and says "Have a good night Dude!"

ARGH! Still, I got my ciggies!

PS(SOrry if this story offended anyone. I really am NOT a whore!)
(Sun 26th Apr 2009, 1:02, More)

» Faking it

Faker?! Me?!
Um, yeah, you could say that! LOL Of course, I've only done it in an effort of self preservation. In elementary school, I KNEW I was diff when I went to the communal play area (when you did something extra well, the teacher would let you go play there for a bit, all kindsa clothes, and toys...it was first grade) so I stroll over after teacher was pleased with me and I decide: lets put on a dress and grab a purse.

Which was all well and good until some bitchy little finger-pointer walked over and said "I'm telling teacher!"

So, cue my folks coming to school to meet with the Principal. Yay. Your 'son' is transgender (though the word he used was, I think, 'Freaky').

So the irony is that 'today' some elements of society look at me and say 'oh, that was a man? He is faking being a woman.' when in reality, my entire life, I've always KNOWN I am a woman, I just faked being a man for the rest of them.

We all get to a point where doing things because others expect you to is just no longer an excuse.

And the real kick in the soon to be non-existant bollocks? Lesbians seem to HATE me! lol Despite my being only really interested in women, 90% of the lesbian population thinks of me as an aberration.

You just cant please some people! lol

Perhaps if I faked being a butch woman I might find acceptance in that community?!
(Wed 16th Jul 2008, 18:27, More)

» I didn't do it

Trucks
I have never given a random truck driver a blowie.

I have never accepted the offer of a cab driver who was driving me to a club, to give HIM a blowie.

I have never farted while bending over to strap on a pair of killer heeled sandals in a busy shoe store.

I have never forced a guy I was 'seeing' to eat pineapple so I might find out if it really DOES alter the taste of his man-spunk.

I have never been with a woman AND a man in the same day...sadly, not at the same time. :(
(Mon 19th Sep 2011, 17:51, More)

» This book changed my life

The Second Half of My Life
It's the Renee Richards story. It changed my life because I FINALLY knew I wasnt a total freak! :) Thank You Renee for writing that book!

Renee was a professional tennis player and a world reknown eye surgeon and in 1976, she changed genders. It was quite an ordeal! But its pioneers like her that made MY life so much more possible.

YAY Renee!
Ciao!
(Sun 18th May 2008, 4:39, More)

» Pointless Experiments

YAY!
I AM a lesbian! Well, actually kinda 'on my way' to being one!

Am I truly the lastest?!
(Thu 31st Jul 2008, 15:25, More)