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» Saying the Unsayable
BO on the train
I had a long train journey down South to London with the boyfriend. We got on the carriage and settled down in our reserved seats when I started to realise someone on the carriage had really bad B.O.
As it was quite a quiet train and I didn't want to offend anybody, I wasn't sure how to convey to my boyfriend that I thought we should move as it stank in here. I was sure he could smell the offending odour too. I hit upon a brainwave and thought, I'll write it on my phone and show him.
I quickly typed out 'Stinks in here. Someone has bad B.O. Shall we move carriages?' and showed him. This is the point when he said in a rather loud voice 'BO?' (pronouncing it BO as in BO' Selecta or phonetically 'Bow') 'What's BO? Who has BO?!', at which point I went bright red and slid as far as I could, down in my train seat...
(Fri 11th Jan 2013, 23:18, More)
BO on the train
I had a long train journey down South to London with the boyfriend. We got on the carriage and settled down in our reserved seats when I started to realise someone on the carriage had really bad B.O.
As it was quite a quiet train and I didn't want to offend anybody, I wasn't sure how to convey to my boyfriend that I thought we should move as it stank in here. I was sure he could smell the offending odour too. I hit upon a brainwave and thought, I'll write it on my phone and show him.
I quickly typed out 'Stinks in here. Someone has bad B.O. Shall we move carriages?' and showed him. This is the point when he said in a rather loud voice 'BO?' (pronouncing it BO as in BO' Selecta or phonetically 'Bow') 'What's BO? Who has BO?!', at which point I went bright red and slid as far as I could, down in my train seat...
(Fri 11th Jan 2013, 23:18, More)
» Accidental innuendo
Hairy
I've forgotten the amount of times I've gone into hairdressers and asked for a cut and blow job.
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 19:05, More)
Hairy
I've forgotten the amount of times I've gone into hairdressers and asked for a cut and blow job.
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 19:05, More)
» Sleepwalking
The Krankees are evil
One time my mate stayed over and I scared him shitless. I have a habit of talking in my sleep which teamed together with a fear of the Krankees made for one very strange dream.
I dreamt that I was being attacked by the Krankees and started screaming like crazy in my sleep. However, by screaming so loudly, I'd kind of woken myself up but I was strangely unable to stop dreaming.
The part of me that was half awake found it hilarious I was dreaming about the krankees and was pissing myself laughing but the part of me that was still asleep was still screaming at the top of my lungs. Hence a very scared mate who said I was just manically laughing one second then screaming the next, over and over again.
One morning I also woke up to a very grumpy boyfriend who asked me very nicely 'did you sleep ok?' in which I was very hesitant to reply 'yes...what did I do this time?". It turned out I'd started screaming in my sleep then punched him several times right in the face. Probably from dreaming about the Krankees again.
(Wed 29th Aug 2007, 14:01, More)
The Krankees are evil
One time my mate stayed over and I scared him shitless. I have a habit of talking in my sleep which teamed together with a fear of the Krankees made for one very strange dream.
I dreamt that I was being attacked by the Krankees and started screaming like crazy in my sleep. However, by screaming so loudly, I'd kind of woken myself up but I was strangely unable to stop dreaming.
The part of me that was half awake found it hilarious I was dreaming about the krankees and was pissing myself laughing but the part of me that was still asleep was still screaming at the top of my lungs. Hence a very scared mate who said I was just manically laughing one second then screaming the next, over and over again.
One morning I also woke up to a very grumpy boyfriend who asked me very nicely 'did you sleep ok?' in which I was very hesitant to reply 'yes...what did I do this time?". It turned out I'd started screaming in my sleep then punched him several times right in the face. Probably from dreaming about the Krankees again.
(Wed 29th Aug 2007, 14:01, More)