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(Mon 22nd May 2017, 13:23, More)

I went back and checked

(Wed 8th Apr 2015, 13:34, More)



(Fri 24th May 2013, 19:20, More)

It's not complicated

(Fri 15th Apr 2011, 13:13, More)

We all know the feeling

(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 11:02, More)

Crap tales from medieval punland


/edit: for anyone reading this in my profile, it was an entry for the "That wasn't there last night" compo...
(Mon 22nd Mar 2004, 1:14, More)

Soul baring animated fun

True story
(Sun 8th Sep 2002, 15:47, More)

Space scuttle


My first post, so the standard apologies apply.
(Mon 26th Aug 2002, 20:03, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Useless Information

St. John's Wood
is the only station on the London Underground whose name contains none of the letters of the word 'mackerel'.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 15:15, More)

» People with Stupid Names

A friend of mine went out with a guy named Ben
who had an identical twin also called Ben.
This is 100% fact.

Benjamin and Benedict. Evidently their parents never saw the problem coming.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:07, More)

» I just don't get it

Economics.
Deep down I really don't understand why, if the government doesn't have enough money, it can't just print more.
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 10:52, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What did the starving orphan with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Cancer.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:41, More)

» My Worst Vomit

My former landlord/housemate
used to vomit in small amounts regularly all day. He'd sit watching cricket all day, occasionally getting up and run to the wastepaper basket or the sink. Then he complained when the rest of the house stopped washing up and emptying the bins.

The day he decided it'd be much more convenient to have his own vomit plate on the coffee table was the day I decided to leave.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:04, More)
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