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» My Biggest Disappointment

The Future..
I assumed as a kid born in the 70's that by the year 2000 it would all be spaceships, hoverbikes and laserbeams...

And its not.
Everything is still shit. :(
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 14:41, More)

» When Animals Attack

Cows are evil.
Oh yeah. I never believed it until it happened to me..

They happily shared the field with m'girlie and I as we gave our new kite its maiden outing.. But very gradually, over a couple of hours, they came round in a pincer movement to be behind us - And just as we put the kite away, they charged! It was surreal.
Fortunately (and dont ask why) I had a smoke stick grenade thing which i set off and waved about as we ran away, it actually bought us a few 'confusion seconds'.. I made sure m'girlie was ahead of me (so i'd die first if it came to it - as there is much shame in coming home alive without your partner :o ) and we only just made it over the gate before they got to us, snorting, bucking and pissy.

I have no doubt in my mind that if they'd caught us, we'd have been trampled to death and tossed like ragdolls by the bastards.

Now I think they should all die.
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 14:28, More)

» Top Tips

Internet Service Providers
Rather than spending out on expensive infrastructure and technically able and competent staff to meet customers satisfaction, just employ a load of cheap phone monkeys on a premium phone line and give the punters the run around until they fuck off...

Then spend the cash on huge advertising campaigns to recruit even more suckers!

Love,
Rupert Murdoch / Richard Branson xx
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 11:51, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

I think...
Alien Vs Predator Requiem could be up there..

The bastards.

++EDIT++

...And dont get me started about Highlander 2..
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 14:34, More)

» Phobias

Knuckle Crackers
People that do that just freak me out, I start squirming and I'm almost prepared to do anything to stop it (almost to the point of violence) - I hate it!
I think i have a few 'joint related' phobias..


Oh yeah, and SPOONS. (Not really, I'm just reminded of that great 'Big Train' sketch..)
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 14:42, More)
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