» Accidental animal cruelty

Poor dog... errr....
A while back when I was about 10, I went to see one of those hypnotism shows by Paul MacKenna for my birthday.

Cue to half way through the show, when he hypnostises half a dozen people to go around doing weird things during the intermission.

One of the said people was given one of those dog leashes that make it look like you have an invisible dog, and obviously was hypnotised to think it was a real dog.

So in the intermisson, me, being the little shit I was, ran up to the guy and kicked the living shit out of the dog. I stopped when the entire audience not outside having a fag all go 'awwwww' at the same time.

The poor man who had been hypnotised was mortified, having just seen a child kick his foot through his dog like it wasn't even there.

Hypnotism scares me...
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 21:33, More)