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I like trees!
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» Common
How many...
...people think there are quite a lot of posh, pretentious wankers exposing themselves on this one? Honk if you agree.
Just to fit in with the QOTW, my answer: posh, pretentious wankers are becoming all too common, though that does confuse me somewhat.
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 16:32, More)
How many...
...people think there are quite a lot of posh, pretentious wankers exposing themselves on this one? Honk if you agree.
Just to fit in with the QOTW, my answer: posh, pretentious wankers are becoming all too common, though that does confuse me somewhat.
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 16:32, More)
» Cheap Tat
Anyone ever go to Tradex?
I went semi-frequently (mostly with parents and was fascinated by the bulk sweets for sale...) and once bought a swiss army knife type product. It cost me about a quid or two, I thought it was fantastic, slight problem: I tried to use the corkscrew to open a bottle of wine. Upon being twisted, the corkscrew proceeded to resist and completely straightened itself out, turning itself into a skewer instead. A skewer that also wouldn't fold back into the knife.
No idea why I was trying to open a bottle of wine when I was 8 or so...
(Sun 6th Jan 2008, 1:15, More)
Anyone ever go to Tradex?
I went semi-frequently (mostly with parents and was fascinated by the bulk sweets for sale...) and once bought a swiss army knife type product. It cost me about a quid or two, I thought it was fantastic, slight problem: I tried to use the corkscrew to open a bottle of wine. Upon being twisted, the corkscrew proceeded to resist and completely straightened itself out, turning itself into a skewer instead. A skewer that also wouldn't fold back into the knife.
No idea why I was trying to open a bottle of wine when I was 8 or so...
(Sun 6th Jan 2008, 1:15, More)
» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
Drinking=interesting results
Drank lots of jagermeister one night. Next day...dark green, sinister-looking droppings.
(Tue 1st Apr 2008, 19:17, More)
Drinking=interesting results
Drank lots of jagermeister one night. Next day...dark green, sinister-looking droppings.
(Tue 1st Apr 2008, 19:17, More)
» Conned
Oh, also
Flatmate of mine was getting the train back from home to the city of uni and flat, when a bloke at the station asked him if he could help him as he didn't have enough for his train....
his reassurance....
"I'm not a bum mate, I'm Australian!"
He gave him a quid for saying that, I would have done too.
He deserved it.
(Tue 23rd Oct 2007, 1:30, More)
Oh, also
Flatmate of mine was getting the train back from home to the city of uni and flat, when a bloke at the station asked him if he could help him as he didn't have enough for his train....
his reassurance....
"I'm not a bum mate, I'm Australian!"
He gave him a quid for saying that, I would have done too.
He deserved it.
(Tue 23rd Oct 2007, 1:30, More)
» Crazy Relatives
Me dear old family
Well, my dad managed the fantastic feat of dropping me not just onto my head, oh no, but on my head onto broken glass when I was a nipper....I sat there and laughed a lot apparantly as blood poured from my forehead and my brother pissed himself with laughter as my dad nearly shat himself with panic. Said father no longer seems to recognise photos of me when young...he's not senile or anything. Just odd. So am I since the glass-head incident. He also completely misinterprets every accent he hears, which always leads to hilarity as he then mimics it totally wrong.
My mum once bought us baked beans in chocolate sauce, didn't want to waste it when we discovered it tasted like pestilence, so blended it up to make 'custard'. Not pleasant...similar stories with many other foods.
Come to think of it, my family isn't that mad. They just do mad things. Like forget my name all the time and lose false teeth in the fridge and dish washer.
Meh whaddaya want from me?
(Thu 12th Jul 2007, 1:29, More)
Me dear old family
Well, my dad managed the fantastic feat of dropping me not just onto my head, oh no, but on my head onto broken glass when I was a nipper....I sat there and laughed a lot apparantly as blood poured from my forehead and my brother pissed himself with laughter as my dad nearly shat himself with panic. Said father no longer seems to recognise photos of me when young...he's not senile or anything. Just odd. So am I since the glass-head incident. He also completely misinterprets every accent he hears, which always leads to hilarity as he then mimics it totally wrong.
My mum once bought us baked beans in chocolate sauce, didn't want to waste it when we discovered it tasted like pestilence, so blended it up to make 'custard'. Not pleasant...similar stories with many other foods.
Come to think of it, my family isn't that mad. They just do mad things. Like forget my name all the time and lose false teeth in the fridge and dish washer.
Meh whaddaya want from me?
(Thu 12th Jul 2007, 1:29, More)