» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

Getting together
I got together with my current girlfriend almost 7 years ago, when we were innocent young things. We met at a party/sleepover thing, and had clearly decided we liked each other a lot. We'd sneaked off to have a cheeky swig of Bacardi (from the bottle) and a snog away from the others. However neither of us knew what to do next, neither of us having much experience asking people out.

The next morning, we were walking along, arm in arm, among the others from the party, when my Glaswegian friend behind shouts:

"OI! Are you two going out yet?"

We turned around, looked sheepish, looked at each other, stared at our shoes and mumbled a bit. He set us straight:

"Right! You are then!"

We're still together. Thanks, man.
(Sat 4th Oct 2008, 9:58, More)

» Shoplifting

I've always wanted to play the pub theft game
where you go on a pub crawl and steal something from each pub which is bigger than the last thing you stole.

So you start off stealing matches and end up trying to lug a fruit machine or a pool table out without the landlord noticing.

Most I've actually stolen is the usual - pint and half pint glasses.
(Wed 16th Jan 2008, 16:40, More)