» Dumb things you've done

two things
1: mistook some yellow cheese for the yellow soap and washed my hands with cheese; this doesn't work well.

2: Parked at the local shop got out of my car, a red astra, bought stuff in the shop come out and got in to a red astra. which on closer inspection of the interior turned out not to be mine. I then had to attempt to escape from the car with out the owner noticing me.
just as a note i live in rural cornwall and no-one locks their cars here cos if someone nicks it you probably know them so you can go and get it back.
(Sat 22nd Dec 2007, 4:19, More)

» Top Tips

when playing experts at chess
play so appalingly that none of their clever tactics and strategys are of any use to them at all.
(Sun 12th Aug 2007, 17:01, More)

» Top Tips

when in a Q that is alphabetical
pretend you have recently had your name changed to something begining with two A's
(Sun 12th Aug 2007, 17:04, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

my friend
attack another friend with a kitchen knife during a mescaline trip
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 18:46, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

i was drunk so was she
it was like having sex with a log

nuff said
(Thu 21st Jun 2007, 15:01, More)