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» Relief

I once thought I'd laughed at a Jim Davidson joke.
Turns out I'd hiccups. Phew.
(Sun 30th Dec 2012, 2:48, More)

» Claims to Fame

Where to begin?
I have sold many newspapers to Louis Walsh, including the weekend he signed up for X Factor. He wanted to see himself in the Red Tops, smug git.

I have sold The Art of Calligraphy magagazine, Marlboro Lights and Club Orange to Sinead O'Connor. She looked like a tramp.

I have stared at the fat one from Peep Show browsing magazines, wonderered if it was him, and what he was doing in Dublin, then his scary big dark eyes looked at me and I nearly shat myself. I think he was reading science or current affairs magazines. Not that funny.

AND... my own Mum has been on 15 to 1 twice, getting knocked out in the first round both times. She's usually good at quizzes, just cracked under televisual pressure both times.

What an exciting list. My life is brill!
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 12:15, More)

» Ignored Advice

I wouldn't take another one
you'll never get to sleep.
(Mon 19th Nov 2012, 11:19, More)

» Ignorance

A woman I used to work with
who I hated for being an ignorant, small minded, unjustifiably condescending piece of shit - and who seemed to think anything I said or did that didn't fit her dickish world view was due non-existent sexism on my part - was once absent-minded flicking through on of those "We got married and then discovered we were identical twins!!!" type mags, turned to me and asked "what does mice-oh-gin-is-tick mean?" I laughed in her face, which was quite ignorant.
(Thu 6th Sep 2012, 2:00, More)