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» Banks

RBS Reject
I used to bank with RBS in my student days - always living in my overdraft, that kind of thing. Anyway, once I was finally getting back on an even keel, the bastards closed my account and posted me a cheque for the amount it contained. "WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?" I thought to myself, as this had been the one and only bank account I'd ever had.

I have to laugh now when I look back - there's no way I'd have expected to be a part owner of the company within 10 years.
(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 13:44, More)

» Top Tips

Stimulate Consumer Spending
by announcing tax cuts that will cause the public to hold off using their hard earned cash for another week or two, while businesses wonder whether to reduce prices in line with the tax cut.

Come to think of it, wasn't procrastination last week's question of the week?
(Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:31, More)

» God

God - likes a laugh, doesn't He?
Apparently Stirling is set to get a patrol of religious volunteers who will 'help people who get into difficulty on a night out'.
The story goes on to say they 'will offer help and advice in a non-confrontational way in a bid to cut drink-related violence'.

I'm not the most violent drunk, but if I was turning myself inside out because I'd had a couple too many,
the last thing I'd need is some 'advice' from the bible. And can you see them stepping in to referee a fight outside the pub?
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 14:12, More)

» Top Tips

Can't get a mortgage?
Strike a deal with the nearest 'Free Tibet' activist and use the remainder of their 10 Kellog's cereal boxes, plus a free plot at your local underpass, to create that dream home you've always wanted.
(Tue 8th Apr 2008, 22:39, More)