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www.5punk.co.uk

Go there, join, play games with us (we're a b3ta offshoot)

Now the not so subtle plugging is done:

I'm low 20's, currently one of those 'orrible student types living in Portsmouth. Outside of that I reside up near Coventry where it's all green and lovely, little bit posh too (not actually in Coventry y'see).

I ride motorbikes and own a purple car, I'm sarcastic and argumentative, and decree that real men wear pink.

Pastafarianism is the religion I loosely follow, blessed be you by the touch of his noodly appendage.

One day I'll get around to some CSS and make this look all pretty.

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» Accidental innuendo

College common room
Said room had a tv and ps2 setup, Fifa game was on. A close friend playing as England, keeper saves a rather good shot, a cry echos throughout the room followed quickly by the sound of 20 or so people chortling with laughter.

The excited cry from my friend: "I LOVE SEAMAN!".

Good times.

No apologies, however my sunburn is prickly.
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 14:16, More)

» My most treasured possession

My granddad's medals from WWII
They're the only material items left barring a couple of photos that remind me of him.

I wish he'd lived until my early teens at least, I'd have been wise enough to spend time with him and would have got to know him much better.
(Thu 8th May 2008, 15:52, More)

» Phobias

Seatbelts
Specifically the feeling of biting down on one and moving it a bit, makes me shudder and my teeth feel wierd like I'm doing it.

Just writing about it makes my teeth feel really odd and makes me shudder.

Oddly enough, actually biting down on a seatbelt (I'm one for facing your fears) doesn't make me feel odd and normally placates the feeling for a couple of years, then it's back with a vengance like a lingering fart in a closed room.

Apologies for length (or lack thereof)
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 17:55, More)

» Too much information

Earlier this week
Was out with some friends for one of their birthdays, usual go to the pub, get drunk, then maybe hit a club.

Everyone has a few drinks down them, we're slightly seperated into two groups, cue about 4/5 people from the other group going "Ewwwwww" rather loudly, turns out one of the bunch had just admitted to tasting his own cum.

5 minutes later after the shock and laughter has passed, same mate then proceeded to tell the story of how he was having a wank, just about to reach the finale, stopping and running two laps around his house before resuming and finishing the job.

Suffice to say I was far too sober to hear that and I fear I may never get rid of the images made by people talking about how his cock must have been slapping around as he did the laps.
(Sun 9th Sep 2007, 22:32, More)