» Top Tips

Hmm... Not Sure If This Count As A Top Tip...
Well... This story could have been used for many a past QOTW. The tip: Never, ever get confused and brush your teeth with a toilet brush.

Bit of background to go with that pearl of wisdom? Eh, why not. A friend, who shall remain nameless (He's bigger than me and i am a mere frightened mouse around him)... Ah sod it. Let's call him Rob. Anyway, said friend, went out on a New Years Eve, and well, as you can imagine, ended up completely blathered. To say the least. And completely and utterly off his rocker on many different substances, the naughty boy. Interestingly, when he threw up there were all the colours of the rainbow...

I digress. Anyway, after said boozing and drug-taking had occured, Rob decided to head to bed. And brush his teeth first (He only does it while wrecked, ya'see). In his trashed state he picks up the fucking TOILET BRUSH, put's a WHOLE TUBE of tooth paste on it and tries brushing his teeth with it.. We have pictures, somewhere. Muppet. So yes. There is the story of the tip. Hurrah. You... Wake up. Yes. Pay attention boy!

P.S. Thankfully one of our friends was a kind enough soul to stop him after a few minutes, the rest of us evil people were doubled up trying not to pass out from laughter exhaustion.

I know this should probably be in another QOTW, but.. Well. There we are. And. First post. First of many perhaps. Long live Teh Cow.

Eh... Length, standard poo-brushing utensil. Ha, Ha, Hush Cow.
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 9:07, More)

» Top Tips

Completely off topic, but some (not so useful) advice:
Applied for a job at a pub before i got the current job, not entirely sober at the time...
"Do you have any jobsh going pleasssshhhhhhhe *burp*?"
"Er... Yeah..."
"Whatshhha pay like 'ere?"
"... £5.40 per hour..."
"Can i jushhhht get a couple of pintsh per hour?"
".... No. Sorry, i er... The job just got taken..."
Moral? Never apply for jobs by basically admitting to alcoholicism. (sp?)
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 12:58, More)

» Guilty Secrets

Guilty Secret...
I assisted with helping the last QOTW continue off topic... Gasp, Shock, Horror, etc.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 12:44, More)

» Sleepwalking

Hmmm...
Why would you risk putting a dent in the Aston?

Edit: Especially by hitting Pete Doherty... I wouldn't dent a Nova with the twat.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 11:35, More)

» Sleepwalking

And this is what would happen...
If FrankSpencer was making teh QOTW's. I think we should start a petition...
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 11:12, More)