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Recent front page messages:

I can't install Paint Shop Pro (which somehow disappeared) and the photoshop trial's run out

(Tue 11th Feb 2003, 16:15, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Losing Your Virginity

Does it count if I lost my anal virginity to the talk board?

(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 17:23, More)

» Failed

Sorry. I knew I was an epileptic.
I just couldn't stop looking at that strobe light.

...Oh, I thought that said 'flailed'.
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 21:20, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Well,
I'm growing hair in places there weren't before, my voice is getting deeper, and I'm getting taller. I'm also becoming rather attracted to the opposite sex.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 14:13, More)

» My Worst Date

I've never had
a girlfriend.

:'(
(Sat 23rd Oct 2004, 13:22, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

I shot the sheriff
but I didn't shoot the deputy.

But they only gave me a couple of paragraphs on page 17.
(Sat 12th Feb 2005, 16:35, More)
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