» Famous people I hate

Jo Whiley
I'm quite surprised I've only seen her name mentioned once or twice. Listening to that vapid bint is probably my own version of hell. She's such a dull, cocky, thinks-she-knows-it-all fuckwit that doesn't deserve the kind of influence she has on music, and her belief that she is personally responsible for every new band's rise to fame is sickening.

If I had the choice of either being fisted by Mike Tyson with his gloves on, or hearing her grating voice for an hour or three, I'd gladly take an arse transplant.

I could probably never tire of hitting her horrid face with my fists/crow bar/guitar etc. Whatever I have to hand really. Perhaps that would fix the way she inhales through her teeth after EVERY sentence!

Sorry about the length, but every little helps.

/un-lurk
(Sun 7th Feb 2010, 7:18, More)

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Be careful who you talk to at the pub...
A drunk man's word is a sober man's truth.
(Thu 20th May 2010, 15:11, More)