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» Gyms

Not very good, or funny, or moving...Just something that makes me smile
When I go to my gym and use the rowing machines: it's not bolted to the floor, and is on waxed wooden flooring - so I actually do physically move forwards with each rowing stroke.

Rowing past people on treadmills and weight machines etc to the other side of the gym is a simple pleasure, but it really does make the gym visit infinitely more enjoyable.

Sometimes I do a little wave and nod as I row past them.
(Fri 10th Jul 2009, 11:39, More)

» Helicopter Parents

Missing
Went to Thailand for a month, inbox got full on email and had no mobile phone (this was back in 2000).

I wasn't recieving email replies due to unaware inbox was full, so stopped sending emails after a week into a month long trip.

Parents reaction to lack of email replies from me = report me missing to the UK consulate in Thailand, and phone up my girlfriend asking if she'd heard anything - making her also a bit concerned.

They were a nice suprise waiting for me at the airport, and then I had to go to a Police Station and take myself of the national missing persons list.

That is all.
(Thu 10th Sep 2009, 16:57, More)

» God

I didn't believe in God.
Then my Mum got Cancer.
So I prayed, because, you know, it seemed the right thing to do.
My Mum recovered.
I still don't believe in God.

Meh.
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 15:20, More)

» Addicted

Smoking and Masturbation
Burnt me cock
(Fri 19th Dec 2008, 16:44, More)

» Addicted

blah blah blah
**insert half assed story here**

"I'm a dick Ted"

*coat cliche* blah blah fucking blah
(Fri 19th Dec 2008, 13:17, More)
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