» Shoplifting

I had a good time...
Me and someone, who shall remain nameless, was in boots in MK, we was up to no good in there, doing the usual on the run up to Christmas, 5 or so years ago... Spotted some old woman trying to look for some perfect gift for the love of her life. She had a hood on, I took a tag off one of the smellies and dropped it in her hood. We then followed her around until the inevitible happened. She tried to walk out of the shops with the 5 or 6 bags she was carrying and the alarms went off. Security went straight for her and we watched for about 15 minutes as they went through all her bags. They kept on getting her to walk through and checking her pockets and everything. Eventually they found the tag in her hood, but we had a good quarter of an hour entertainment on an otherwise boring day for Mr T leaf, his friend and their 5 finger discount card.
(Fri 11th Jan 2008, 22:43, More)

» Call Centres

CSA
(that is all)
(Thu 3rd Sep 2009, 13:27, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Stupid cats
I used to get just the end of the vacuum and make a uuurm noise while chasing the cat. Fooled the cat every time.
(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 21:53, More)

» IT Support

We had someone
Send a message to our helpdesk cos his pc was slow. He said the system idle process was near enough killing his machine with 99% processor usage.

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(Mon 28th Sep 2009, 19:34, More)

» Call Centres

I worked for...
A mobile phone company, which may sound northern due to its name, used to sound like a 3 digit number. It was actually contracted out to the company I worked for. Anyway, some incidents:

1. Everyone would do drugs then chat shit on the phones to customers.
2. A few people worked out conferencing, then when people called in, they pretended to be Australian radio presenters. Customers loved it.
3. We were all called to a meeting one day as man juice was found on a cubicle wall in the toilets!
4. People worked out that if you mute on the system, team leaders can tell, but if you do it on your headset, they cannot. This meant that you have it on mute as a call comes in, then wait until they get proper pissed off and then do your greeting, they suddenly change to nice people.
5. On her first day of training, one person got asked what she was wearing and was told that she sounds sexy. Bloody perv.
6. On the system, you could reset your pc and when it comes back up, it would let you in without typing a password, which meant that lots of people ordered phones on non exsistant account, posted to some address. Some dumbass created her own account in some name, to her own address, then had people ringing her for phone orders on it. She had voicemail, which we reset the pin to. It had lots of messages of orders. The police soon got hold of that fraud!
6.1 You could also cancel peoples account using 6 if they pissed you off and there would be no trace as notes were not written until you sign out of the account.

Fuckin place. I walked out in the end as a team leader wanted to fight me. That is how unprofessional it was.
(Thu 3rd Sep 2009, 13:19, More)