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» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
Paediatric Gastroenterology
I get paid large sums of money to look up the bums of small children. We pump in air to inflate the lumen of the intestines so we can see the inner bits with the scope. Before we go in with the scope, we ask the parents if their children drank all of the bowel prep. "Oh, yes, our darling finished all of it, to the last drop."
So if dear Petunia finished the whole bottle and pooped it all away, then why is your child's arse filled with shite? When we turn up the air to inflate, it all comes flying out at us!
Colonoscopy assistant = dirty dirty job
Length? It's a metre long, flexible, has fibre-optics and has a light on the end.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 5:22, More)
Paediatric Gastroenterology
I get paid large sums of money to look up the bums of small children. We pump in air to inflate the lumen of the intestines so we can see the inner bits with the scope. Before we go in with the scope, we ask the parents if their children drank all of the bowel prep. "Oh, yes, our darling finished all of it, to the last drop."
So if dear Petunia finished the whole bottle and pooped it all away, then why is your child's arse filled with shite? When we turn up the air to inflate, it all comes flying out at us!
Colonoscopy assistant = dirty dirty job
Length? It's a metre long, flexible, has fibre-optics and has a light on the end.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 5:22, More)