» Will you go out with me?

Sadly...
I'm a 26 year old male who has never been in any sort of serious relationship. Fuck knows why, apart from my similarity to John Merrick, abysmal social skills and scruffy appearance, I should be a right catch.

No apologies for length.. No-one has ever stuck around long enough... First post, etc.
(Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 7:56, More)

» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

Well, this quenstion has arisen at an opportune time..
Well, yesterday I got mugged and had my ribs stove in as well as all the worldly goods taken from my person. Thankfully a chap scraped me off the pavement, took me to hospital and made sure I was seen quick sharp.

Random passerby I salute you. Still, I wish someone had stepped in prior to getting a kicking :(
(Sat 4th Oct 2008, 6:42, More)

» Top Tips

A high-street yankee Fast Food chain wanting to appeal to the yout' dem?
If it's also the 1990's, blatantly rip off viz top tips and play them on the telly to advertise your excerable burgers.

Watch the custom and money come rolling in.. Or not.
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 2:58, More)

» Asking people out

Being an Ex-Pat helps
Well, I'm not exactly beating the fairer sex away with a shitty stick, but I do alright for myself.

I'm presently living abroad, so going out and about here, I'm constantly told "OOoh, that accent is lovely" and "You sound very proper".

Both of which make me laugh like a drain as I'm from Notts, not an area associated with poshness.

I've received everything from a casual snog to full on nights of debauchery that would make Crowley blush..

So, chatting up women? Just move abroad, and you'll at least be somewhat interesting due to your foreign-ness.

Length has never been a problem.
(Mon 14th Dec 2009, 22:33, More)