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Married a lass...
Because she had lovely norks and sucked dick as if the antidote was in it.

Cost me AUD$xxxK in divorce expenses. Thank Christ I didn't breed with her.

Found out ten years later that she had been putting it away with her five years younger brother. I shit you not.

Length? Mine was bigger than his!
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 7:42, More)

» Sexual fetishes

Asian Girls.
East Asian girls. Chinese. Japanese. Korean. Was never into western girls at all, despite being brought up in a very white place (Australia in the seventies thought Italians were 'exotic').

Hotness!

Tattooed a little (but not tramp stamps / ass-antlers)? Hotter.

Body piercing? Bestill my pounding parts!

Better yet?

I married one. And she wants breast implants after we have a kid.

Nothing sweeter than living your fantasies and sleeping with your fetish for the rest of one's life.
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 3:16, More)

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Calm the fuck down
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you need to drive like a psycho-twunt on PCP and endanger yourself and others, especially in built up areas with a 40 km/h speed limit.

Edit: Pop!
(Mon 17th Dec 2007, 7:42, More)