» MTFU

Interesting to nobody: (EDITED EDITION; IGNORE THE MAIDEN ANGST)
Had a row with the boyfriend on Monday night - nothing earth shattering. He then went to visit his parents oop norf on Tuesday but forgot his phone, so he's been out of contact. Never mind...he bought Iron Maiden tickets for my birthday present, so we can sort things out & make up tomorrow!

Wait. Briefly reopened my facebook account to look for a photo I thought I'd left on there. Didn't find the photo...but did find the boyfriend's relationship status set to "single"...

Tl/dr: just found out I've been dumped...and worse, I'm not seeing Maiden on Sunday...

You may now take the piss.

EDIT OF GLEE:

...the tickets were in the "speckle" section (ie you need a cripple to get you in) and he couldn't find another one in time...I got to go after all!

WOOT!
(Sat 3rd Aug 2013, 13:37, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

My mum
Will not use a microwave; refuses to pick up a mobile phone, and won't have a cordless phone in the house. Because they're really dangerous.
And she likes the Daily Mail.
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 7:49, More)

» Letters they'll never read

Dear US Air Force,
Thank you for taking an idealistic young medic and mind raping him so badly that he's still fucked up 15 years later. Still, he's MY fuckup, so I suppose I'll just have to deal with it...(since he can't)

love & hugs

proboscisface xxxxx
(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 10:04, More)