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20 year old waster from london

I'm currently doing an apprenticeship after fucking up one before

I like football and boobies and I'm not sure in what order

Oh and i forgot i'm a disgusting perosn in general

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» Cheap Tat

Dvds
off a Chinese lady. They were obviously going to be bad quality but i didn’t expect the Chinese man filming it to take the camera with him to the toilet.
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 10:07, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Maps of Rubbish Towns
Bluemeat asked for a map of all the towns mentioned so here it is.

I've only done the first 60 odd so far cos i'm lazy but i'll get to the rest a bit later.

Hover over the pins in the map and click more info for a link to a story about that town.

(I only included stories with one town in it and with replies cos I couldn't be fucked doin all of em and if i missed yours out then it's your own fault for not being funny enough)

www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&encType=1&cid=C466460095A9834F!537
(Fri 30th Oct 2009, 13:05, More)

» Celebrities part II

Top of the tits
I was in the audience at top of the pops and shouted at nelly furtado to get her tits out just at the point of the music dying down.

I tried to pass it off as someone else by looking at the bloke next to me and tutting but sadly it didn't work so i ended up getting chased and kicked out by the bouncers.

It serves them right for selling alcohol there.
(Thu 8th Oct 2009, 13:46, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Rubbish Towns 2009 Official Map
Here's the finished map. There wa sa limit to only 200 places so i had to limit it just to the UK so sorry all you foreigners.

Hover over a number and click more info for a related story from all of you lot and maybe you'll find your own.

www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&encType=1&cid=C466460095A9834F!537
(Fri 30th Oct 2009, 16:19, More)

» Family Feuds

Bath time
Back in the days of water conservation (or being poor so me and my brother had to share a bath) there was always a battle to see who would get the side of the bath with out the taps.

Now both of us being young and only 11 months between us it always resulted in huge fights for the coveted smooth side.

Now on this day in particular I managed to sneakily win by waiting right by the bathroom door while my mother drew the bath. I was happily splashing around and playing with my toys as most young boys did when I noticed my brother vigorously scrubbing and simultaneously washing his hair.

I thought nothing of it and carried on destroying bubbles with my submarine when I say him dash out of the bath at lightning speed.

Now you may be wondering why he washed so fast and ran out as his little legs could carry him.

It was because he released a steaming big shit in the bath that was slowly floating it's way toward me. and yes I did manage to get out in time. Just.
(Thu 12th Nov 2009, 17:03, More)
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