» Procrastination

membership issues
i bet those procrastinating about joining the BNP are breathing a sigh of relief..
(Wed 19th Nov 2008, 21:20, More)

» Faking it

sleeping with ladies
spent a few years pretending to be straight, going out, getting pissed, sleeping with ladies, eating kebabs etc.

now i go out, get pissed, sleep with blokes and eat kebabs.

the downside? blokes tend to want some of your kebab.
(Thu 10th Jul 2008, 21:34, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Vanessa Feltz
i met her at a book signing in waterstones in high barnet when i was 17. she sat on my lap and fked up my knees.
(Sun 8th Nov 2009, 18:29, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

My biggest disappointment
.... was finding out why george michael had brown all round his mouth.









he was careless with his wispa.


sorry.
(Mon 30th Jun 2008, 0:17, More)

» Accidental innuendo

magazine subscription
i worked for a company which had a subscription to Brownfield Briefing, published by Newzeye, (http://www.brownfieldbriefing.com/)

i once range up to talk to someone about the subscription and opened with the imortal line

"i want to talk about my subscription to browneye briefing"

i had to hang up as i couldnt stop crying.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 13:26, More)