» Hypocrisy

mobile masts and stupid cnuts
Regularly there will be some complaint from a bunch of uneducated inbreds who don't want a mobile phone mast near them, even had some in the paper who tried to take down a mast that was going up at the end of their street and steel the digger laying the foundations.


When will they understand the concept of supply and demand, if you don't want a mast or to complain about getting less than a full signal, STOP USING YOUR FUCKING PHONES, they all walk or drive round with one glued to your ear sending invisible mind worms in to try and eat that remaning braincell.
(Thu 19th Feb 2009, 17:30, More)

» Cringe!

How not to chat up a girl
Once during my student days I met a girl at some party and got chatting, got to the stage of walking her home and being invited in...

I said 'nah sorry got stuff to do, see you round and have a nice life'

Ten years later and my wife still won't let me forget that line, but she is having a nice life.
(Sun 30th Nov 2008, 13:56, More)

» School Projects

Uni standards
I wish I was getting some tat submitted, there are those who think they are bright enough to go to uni who submit work that I wouldn't have even dreamed of doing at the age of 12 let alone 21, they can't even realise that what they submit is total and utter shite. Using comic sans in anything design related is as we all are aware never to be employed, but oh I get stuff that not even a retard would produce in all the glorious effects that Word could offer, rainbow 3d text?

To top this all they complain the course is too hard...now the obvious thing would be to stop letting any old idiot think they can go to uni...no, the course is dumbed down, class sizes are due to increase again this year and there will not be an increase in resources so 25 computers 36 students in a class...still half of them can't even write their own names so I'm having very high expectations of getting even more crap submitted this year which due to 'targets' I'm not allowed to fail.

They deny that degrees are getting easier, if you can post up something for qotw you'll get a degree these days.

Sorry it's not funny and more of a rant but it's true.
(Mon 17th Aug 2009, 12:19, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

When driving who doesn't...
Pretend that
A: they are in an X-wing flying down the trench (M1 in my case)
B: they can shoot cars with missiles and lasers (anyone who cuts me up)
C: really wishes the car could fly like in Back to the Future 2.
D: have some other really cool fantasy
(Mon 21st Sep 2009, 12:43, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Stoneybridge
I was totally inspired by the advertising and thought, here is a wonderful place, it has a cat, it has a stoney bridge, it has everything.

Did it heck, all it had was a stoney bridge and even that was in the next town along.

Bah to Stonebridge
(Tue 3rd Nov 2009, 20:40, More)