» I don't understand the attraction

Queen!
If someone doesn't like a band I like then that's fine by me.
If I don't like one of their bands then they usually don't care.
But as soon as I say I don't like Queen there's an uproar!

'You don't like real music!'
'Not even one song?'
'They're classic!'

Why am I supposed to like them? I agree that they're great musicians and have been a huge influence on music but I don't like any of their songs!

What makes this worse is my friends feel the need to blast out all their songs on a regular basis, singing as loud as they can while grinning and going 'haha you hate this don't you!'

Which just gives me the impression that all Queen fans are smug, ignorant cunts! (I'm sure some of you are lovely!) =)
(Thu 22nd Oct 2009, 11:24, More)

» Customers from Hell

Pubtards
I worked in a quiet village pub for about a year and a half and as most of you probably know, about 70% of people who enter a quiet village pub are complete and utter funts!

Highlights include:
A woman ordering a rare roast beef sandwich, then taking it back and complaining that she was pregnant and couldn't eat rare beef. (word failed me!)

An old man who asked for ice in his tap water (old people always asked for that because it was free.) I put 2 cubes in and he said 'it'll be too cold now.'

A little girl crying and screaming because we didn't have any pink straws!
(We did sometimes have pink straws so I always gave them to little boys, they fucking hated it!)

Old men asking for a glass with a handle because they couldn't hold on to regular glasses!

One old man shouted at me because his ale didn't look right...(it was a new barrel!)

An Asian man came in asking if he could sell his dvds...I told him I worked for an amateur film company and I'd call the police if he didn't leave straight away!

I'm sure there's loads more I've forgotten...
(Fri 5th Sep 2008, 0:37, More)

» Addicted

Thai Sweet Chilli Sauce!!!!!
Goes with bloody everything! =D
(Sun 21st Dec 2008, 19:14, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

I've already got my accomodation sorted...
Once at a house party I shut my finger in a door, causing it to bleed loads...I drew pentagrams and wrote 666 all over the house in my blood!
(Sat 13th Dec 2008, 18:48, More)

» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

At least I saved the teddy! =)
My mum gave away all my Mighty Max (anyone else know him) and Power Rangers toys, along with my lego and K'nex (however you spell it) to poor children in bloody Borneo! I was shocked! I had literally EVERY Mighty Max toy you could get!
I couldn't believe it! No longer would I have epic Power Ranger battles! No longer would Mighty Max be going on adventures with the ripped bloke and the wise chicken! No longer would my lego knights attack castles for no reason whatsoever! *cries* I bet they broke everything!

On a lighter note however I have a white teddy bear, missing an arm, an ear and rather faded since I got it the day I was born 19 years ago...
One bonfire night my dad called me as he was about to light the bonfire, I walked outside and there he was! Sitting on top of the fire, scared out of his little teddy bear mind!
I quickly ran over and rescued him before the fire could be lit!
He's currently sitting in my room happy and warm now with strict orders to my parents not to even touch him ever or they will go in a home!
*hugs teddy*
(Fri 15th Aug 2008, 0:11, More)