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» Ignorance

I met an australian girl a while back
when I was out with a bunch of freinds who was hot, but astonishingly ignorant. After a few drinks somehow the conversation turned to Hitler, and she said that she was always really upset that Jesus just sat back and did nothing about it.
Asked to explain her reasoning, she informed us that since Jesus looked about forty when he featured in a film she had seen which was made in the '60s, then he must have been about twenty at the start of WW2. She found it astonishing that the son of god must have implicitly supported the Nazi party.
Open mouths. What do you do? We agreed out of politeness, snuck out in ones and twos for fags and pissed ourselves.
(Sat 1st Sep 2012, 16:45, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

czech this...
I met Jilly Goolden and Roland Rivron in Prague near the big Eiffel tower thingy. They were really nice and signed my Lonely Planet before having a minor domestic about Jilly's choice of shoes for such a walking-intensive day.
(Thu 20th Sep 2012, 16:40, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

Ginger Cake Refusal
I took Rod Stewart a pavlova when simply red played at a winery I was working at. He didn't want it, so I ate it instead. Oh, and I sat on Frank Bruno's knee at the Blackpool olympics - the only thing my mum had for him to sign was an opened envelope (which I think she still has!)
***edit - Blackpool Illuminations! Nearly weed on readback!
(Thu 20th Sep 2012, 16:16, More)