» Pet Peeves

be gentle
first post yay!

simon amstell, i hate him
you know the bloke off never mind the buzzcocks, the arrogant, sarcastic, curly haired bastard.
i dont know if this is a pet peeve or just the old hatred of another human
anyway i hate him
(Wed 7th May 2008, 11:36, More)

» My most gullible moment

my step sister
when she was a lot younger she hated cabbage

so we cut some up differently and told her it was cabaaage, a french vegetable, different from cabbage of course.
shes nearly 18 now and...

she loves the stuff.
(Fri 22nd Aug 2008, 18:02, More)

» Public Transport Trauma

dog lady
i get the bus home from college everyday and because i live in the middle of nowhere it takes a good hour or so to get home.
...and every-bloody-day dog lady hops on, well shes too fat to hop so i suppose she rolls onto the bus,
me and my sister christened her with this nickname as she brings her rat dog on with her every-bastard-day,
i swear if u dont give this dog enough attention the other halfwits residing on the bus CRUCIFY you.
for fucks sake its a dog.

my sister also quoted a line from shameless the other week without thinking first

"if you're on a bus and over 30, your life's a fucking mess"

oh it was priceless
(Tue 3rd Jun 2008, 19:59, More)