» Housemates

World 'o' wrongness
a friend stayed in my ex-housemates room after she moved out. theres probably blankets in the wardrobe, said i. there wasnt. just 3 carrier bags filled with used sanitary towels. why? no, really, why?
(Fri 27th Feb 2009, 3:06, More)

» Puns

easy peasy
celtic lost in the scots cup to inverness caledonia thistle a few years ago. the next day featured the all time greatest headline in (i think) the sun. 'supercallygoballistic, celticareatrocious'.
(Mon 9th Mar 2009, 22:06, More)

» Puns

utter pish
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals? phillipe phillope.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 8:04, More)

» Top Tips

new to an amusing website/utter waste of time?
Try not to get arseholed on gin and reply to every single post in a vague hope of making friends as you may come accross as a complete fucktard incapable of normal human interaction. erm, sorry for being that fucktard.
(Sat 28th Feb 2009, 6:09, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Make your mind up
ozzfest '99. my mate, having returned from watching a complex metal band with a cry of "lads, i fucking love Tool!" he didnt seem so keen later when he recieved a full 3" of my stinking, semi-erect cock in his bumhole. some people, eh?
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 18:59, More)