» Spoilt Brats

Spoilt bastards
My mate spends billions on her kids - do they appreciate it? No way....
So everytime my mates not looking, I pinch the kiddies really hard....
No real life lesson there but who cares?!
Great times....
(Fri 10th Oct 2008, 5:40, More)

» Presents

Cocaine & champagne
Admittedly I bought it all for myself...the best kind of white xmas ...woke up and for a split second I didn't know where I was...then remembered that I'd cleaned/reorganised my bedroom whilst in a frenzy...
Now currently HATING the vast majority of my work colleagues (unrelated)
(Thu 3rd Dec 2009, 5:58, More)

» Sexism

Spiders/Dead birds etc
Equality does not mean that your wife/girlfriend/life partner will crawl under the bed to remove the half eaten possum that Mitty Cat has lovingly brought you.....
Equality does not mean that your wife/girlfriend/life partner will take the bins out...
Equality does not mean that your wife/girlfriend/life partner will risk their life by climbing up on the roof to empty the gutters...
Vive le difference!
(Mon 4th Jan 2010, 3:31, More)

» Unemployed

Sleep glorious sleep
I haven't been unemployed for years but after I finished art college, I lived the artists life; being pissed on Special Brew & Icebreaker, eating noodles, and sleeping all day...oh yeah and doing some painting too...it was OK if you could live on thruppence a week....
(Mon 6th Apr 2009, 21:12, More)

» Bizarre habits

Scratch me raw
If undertaking a new endeavour, just for luck, I am compelled to give myself a chicken scratch on the forearm. Either that or I dead-leg myself.
(Mon 5th Jul 2010, 6:00, More)