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i teflon

i get bored

i go b3ta

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Huw was quick to deny any allegations
that he was merely a puppet of the BBC.


(Fri 24th Jan 2003, 19:26, More)

there was
this guy at my school who always mispronounced "calculator".
(i've had the idea for this for nearly 5 years now, but haven't quite been bored enough to put it into practice until now)

cowculator!
clicky for biggy
(Tue 12th Nov 2002, 21:21, More)

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» My Worst Date

Thanks, The Internet..
She looked kinda pretty from the pictures she sent me, and had some gorgeous eyes.

But somehow I'd failed to notice that she was no stranger to a fish supper. And had all the personality of a wet paper bag.

But, I met her all the same, and after a couple of drinks, I ended up back at hers, because it was easier than be trying to get back home, and in my naievety it seemed like a good idea. But it turned out she was also something of a slob, and the house was a bit of a tip.

And there's nothing more offputting than a noisy parakeet, but I'd really rather not go into that...
(Sun 24th Oct 2004, 15:15, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

someone at my work
was genuinely surprised when I told him that he needed to clean his mouse from time to time to to ensure smooth operation.

also, I drove all the way across town to restart a computer which was apparently "broken", because the person in the office hadn't thought to try that yet.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 0:56, More)