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» Unexpected Nudity
Postman Twat!
A few weeks ago on one Saturday morning, the wife decides she'd get us a breakfast roll from the local butchers. It's about five mins away, after 15 mins I hear the front gate open, and being the mischievous blighter I am, I decided it would be funny to stick my willy through the letter box.....it wasnt the wife and my cock was rammed by two bank statements and our voting cards.
Wife came home 5 mins later.
(Wed 3rd Jun 2009, 17:01, More)
Postman Twat!
A few weeks ago on one Saturday morning, the wife decides she'd get us a breakfast roll from the local butchers. It's about five mins away, after 15 mins I hear the front gate open, and being the mischievous blighter I am, I decided it would be funny to stick my willy through the letter box.....it wasnt the wife and my cock was rammed by two bank statements and our voting cards.
Wife came home 5 mins later.
(Wed 3rd Jun 2009, 17:01, More)
» Unexpected Nudity
Little Bastard!
A few years ago my little sister (17) was shacked up with a 29 year old crack head, no job just the scum of the earth. They were together about 6 months before I found out what he was really like.
One Sunday afternoon I took an unexpected trip to my Mum's house and found that the front door had been kicked in. After a load of crying from my sister I'd found out that he'd kick the shit out of her and then booted her out of the house with no top on. After my sister had got back to my mums he turned up pist and kicked the door in. After a while of her begging me not to do anything I had a drive over to his house. Was in two minds to knock, but ended up booting the fucker off its hinges. He came running to the top of the stairs in just a towl and I saw red, grabbed the little fucker pulled him outside and began to pan the shit out of him whilst he was bollock naked.
Not a very funny story but....
(Wed 3rd Jun 2009, 14:51, More)
Little Bastard!
A few years ago my little sister (17) was shacked up with a 29 year old crack head, no job just the scum of the earth. They were together about 6 months before I found out what he was really like.
One Sunday afternoon I took an unexpected trip to my Mum's house and found that the front door had been kicked in. After a load of crying from my sister I'd found out that he'd kick the shit out of her and then booted her out of the house with no top on. After my sister had got back to my mums he turned up pist and kicked the door in. After a while of her begging me not to do anything I had a drive over to his house. Was in two minds to knock, but ended up booting the fucker off its hinges. He came running to the top of the stairs in just a towl and I saw red, grabbed the little fucker pulled him outside and began to pan the shit out of him whilst he was bollock naked.
Not a very funny story but....
(Wed 3rd Jun 2009, 14:51, More)
» Unexpected Nudity
My Mum got Fingered!
This is a memory that has haunted me about 18 years!!
One hot summer night I was woken up by a groaning noise coming from my mums bedroom, being only 8 years Old i thought it maybe a monster hurting my mum, so I got out of bed and went in to her room to find that there was no monster, it was something even more scary! There was my mum laying on the bed legs spread wide open with not a thing on with my step dad knuckle deep, i have learnt that the expression is FINGER BANGING, to this day i do not remember what happend next. I feel sick even remembering it!
(Thu 28th May 2009, 16:48, More)
My Mum got Fingered!
This is a memory that has haunted me about 18 years!!
One hot summer night I was woken up by a groaning noise coming from my mums bedroom, being only 8 years Old i thought it maybe a monster hurting my mum, so I got out of bed and went in to her room to find that there was no monster, it was something even more scary! There was my mum laying on the bed legs spread wide open with not a thing on with my step dad knuckle deep, i have learnt that the expression is FINGER BANGING, to this day i do not remember what happend next. I feel sick even remembering it!
(Thu 28th May 2009, 16:48, More)
» God
No Brainer
I can understand why Muslims are so highly motivated to carry out terrorist attacks, they are promised 72 virgins when they go to heaven. A fine reward, I'm sure we'll all agree.
But for those virgins... heaven isn't exactly what they expected is it?
"You be a good little girl, you must always wear a burka, you must always wear a veil. You may not go to school, you may not get a job, you may not learn to read, you may not vote, drive, dance, play games or listen to music. You must live a life of absolute humility and celibacy. Then when you die you will go to heaven...
....where you will be raped by evil terrorists and be their sex slave for the rest of eternity."
Nice one!
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 14:41, More)
No Brainer
I can understand why Muslims are so highly motivated to carry out terrorist attacks, they are promised 72 virgins when they go to heaven. A fine reward, I'm sure we'll all agree.
But for those virgins... heaven isn't exactly what they expected is it?
"You be a good little girl, you must always wear a burka, you must always wear a veil. You may not go to school, you may not get a job, you may not learn to read, you may not vote, drive, dance, play games or listen to music. You must live a life of absolute humility and celibacy. Then when you die you will go to heaven...
....where you will be raped by evil terrorists and be their sex slave for the rest of eternity."
Nice one!
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 14:41, More)
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