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» How I Skive Off Work
I don't really skive off these days ...
But at school I used to draw pictures of people vommiting and then slip them into the plastic wallets containing other student's work ... hehe :)
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 14:40, More)
I don't really skive off these days ...
But at school I used to draw pictures of people vommiting and then slip them into the plastic wallets containing other student's work ... hehe :)
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 14:40, More)
» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
The electroshock alarm bed ...
The idea is simple, the bed gives you a light buzz 15 minutes before your set time.
5 Minutes later you get a stronger buzz, then 2 minutes later a stronger buzz. 1 minute later a stronger buzz, then 30 seconds, stronger still. Then for the remaining 6 and a half minutes you get a shock every 10 seconds, which is enough to give you a tiny spazz.
Dont think it would sell to well for some reason, although someone as lazy as me may need something like this.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 10:53, More)
The electroshock alarm bed ...
The idea is simple, the bed gives you a light buzz 15 minutes before your set time.
5 Minutes later you get a stronger buzz, then 2 minutes later a stronger buzz. 1 minute later a stronger buzz, then 30 seconds, stronger still. Then for the remaining 6 and a half minutes you get a shock every 10 seconds, which is enough to give you a tiny spazz.
Dont think it would sell to well for some reason, although someone as lazy as me may need something like this.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 10:53, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
14 after 2 cans of special brew.
I never thought of how much of a townie I was at the time. I knew a girl who I had had a bit of in the past, let's say she was ... a slag.
Absolutly no romance to it at all. I went to a house party she was having, got drunk and we got it on ... with 3 other couples in the room.
It was all a bit sour as I got the nickname 'shagnasty' for a bit after it. She wasn't ugly, and we went at it for quite a bit, but as said before she wasn't hard to get a shag out of.
My kids are not being allowed out until 18.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 15:01, More)
14 after 2 cans of special brew.
I never thought of how much of a townie I was at the time. I knew a girl who I had had a bit of in the past, let's say she was ... a slag.
Absolutly no romance to it at all. I went to a house party she was having, got drunk and we got it on ... with 3 other couples in the room.
It was all a bit sour as I got the nickname 'shagnasty' for a bit after it. She wasn't ugly, and we went at it for quite a bit, but as said before she wasn't hard to get a shag out of.
My kids are not being allowed out until 18.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 15:01, More)
» Jobsworths
Moron
Went to a petrol station for the weekend, and after paying for my fuel I gave the young chap a £2 coin and asked for two 50 pence peices and the rest in 20s.
He looks at me and says "so how many 20s?"
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(Tue 17th May 2005, 21:12, More)
Moron
Went to a petrol station for the weekend, and after paying for my fuel I gave the young chap a £2 coin and asked for two 50 pence peices and the rest in 20s.
He looks at me and says "so how many 20s?"
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(Tue 17th May 2005, 21:12, More)
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