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» Family codes and rituals
*Bu-u-urp* - Arseholes!
No idea where this one started, but it's been in our house for ages. It is the law that all burps must be delivered at the maximum volume possible and immediately followed by a statement of 'Arseholes!'. I blame my mother...
Likewise, the bending down and retrieving of any item dropped on the floor must always, always be accompanied with a loud, pathetic whine as the breath leaves the body on the way down to the object in question.
Everyone in the family is used to this ritual by now, but you don't half get some funny looks when you knock a CD off a shelf in HMV and sound like a loudly-deflating Jimmy Savile picking it up...
(Thu 20th Nov 2008, 21:40, More)
*Bu-u-urp* - Arseholes!
No idea where this one started, but it's been in our house for ages. It is the law that all burps must be delivered at the maximum volume possible and immediately followed by a statement of 'Arseholes!'. I blame my mother...
Likewise, the bending down and retrieving of any item dropped on the floor must always, always be accompanied with a loud, pathetic whine as the breath leaves the body on the way down to the object in question.
Everyone in the family is used to this ritual by now, but you don't half get some funny looks when you knock a CD off a shelf in HMV and sound like a loudly-deflating Jimmy Savile picking it up...
(Thu 20th Nov 2008, 21:40, More)
» Teenage Crushes - Part Two
Destiny Angel from Captain Scarlet.
Blonde. Uniform. Flys her own fighter plane.
I think you know where I'm coming from...
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 20:04, More)
Destiny Angel from Captain Scarlet.
Blonde. Uniform. Flys her own fighter plane.
I think you know where I'm coming from...
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 20:04, More)
» Teenage Crushes - Part Two
Jet from 'Gladiators'.
Although I was well out of my teens by then. Still, mmm...bendy!
(Thu 5th Nov 2009, 20:20, More)
Jet from 'Gladiators'.
Although I was well out of my teens by then. Still, mmm...bendy!
(Thu 5th Nov 2009, 20:20, More)
» Rubbish Towns
Wolver-hamper-ton
Bastard place, Born and bred there. Spent the first eighteen years of my life in a one horse, three pub town (The Posada and The Giffard Arms shut at half ten, but if you were quick, you could run down to the New Inn for a last one before eleven.)
Moved to London in 1991. The minute I left, the fucking place became a vibrant student city. Now, when I go back, there's pubs, bars and student totty everywhere. Prior to 1991, the only sign of a pulse in the place was a mad bloke who used to wander the Mander Centre dressed as a cowboy...
(Mon 2nd Nov 2009, 20:36, More)
Wolver-hamper-ton
Bastard place, Born and bred there. Spent the first eighteen years of my life in a one horse, three pub town (The Posada and The Giffard Arms shut at half ten, but if you were quick, you could run down to the New Inn for a last one before eleven.)
Moved to London in 1991. The minute I left, the fucking place became a vibrant student city. Now, when I go back, there's pubs, bars and student totty everywhere. Prior to 1991, the only sign of a pulse in the place was a mad bloke who used to wander the Mander Centre dressed as a cowboy...
(Mon 2nd Nov 2009, 20:36, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Amy Winehouse
Probably bindun, but what the fuck is it and what is it famous for?
It's clearly not a singer as it can't sing and it's patently not a model as it resembles a badly-dressed horse (though, to be fair, most do.)
In fact, apart from it's rapacious capacity for the old Bolivian marching powder and the fact that it looks like the world's worst drag act, is there really any justification for having it's hideous visage peering at me from my tabloid every morning?
And how the hell did it's new lils cost £35k? What're they made of, uranium?
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 5:53, More)
Amy Winehouse
Probably bindun, but what the fuck is it and what is it famous for?
It's clearly not a singer as it can't sing and it's patently not a model as it resembles a badly-dressed horse (though, to be fair, most do.)
In fact, apart from it's rapacious capacity for the old Bolivian marching powder and the fact that it looks like the world's worst drag act, is there really any justification for having it's hideous visage peering at me from my tabloid every morning?
And how the hell did it's new lils cost £35k? What're they made of, uranium?
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 5:53, More)