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» I'm going to Hell...

You know when windows go all icy in winter...
...and you can't control the urge to draw a massive cock and balls on them?

The local infant school bus pulled up at my bus stop this morning.
Their teacher was NOT impressed...
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 18:27, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Basildon
I live in a shit town near Basildon. The claim to fame of said town is being home to that vile Paris Hilton lookalike, Chantelle Houghton, who was in Celebrity Big Brother despite not being a celebrity.

We've been home to a few BB contestants now, come to think of it.

The town was also in the news a couple years ago after a kid at the local school got stabbed with a football post. Lovely stuff.
(Sat 31st Oct 2009, 15:59, More)