» Housemates

I share with two good looking women
who have a bit of a problem tidying up or doing the dishes , particularly after they've been in the house alone for any length of time . I'm not paticularly vindictive but enough is enough and so today I have hidden most of the crockery and furniture . We'll see just how much of a mess they can make with one cup .....
(Tue 3rd Mar 2009, 16:17, More)

» Common

socks , hankies , photographs of strangers , close personal friends , sandwiches and on a particularly energetic day , my own chin.
some of the things Ive cum on
(Wed 22nd Oct 2008, 11:16, More)

» God

I tried to chase him once
but I couldn't catch him , he kept disppearing then re appearing and going in funny and unexpected directions .

God moves in mysterious ways .

sorry
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 15:17, More)

» Food sex

Perhaps we should have taken less time over dinner
but the company was great and the food was fresh , well cooked and well presented and the tapas was the best I'd ever tasted , better than sex .

Unfortunately while we were in the restaraunt someone broke into our apartment and ruined Portugal as a holiday destination for us forever.
(Fri 7th Aug 2009, 11:12, More)

» Nightclubs

Never quite made it to the nightclub
were on holiday , having a lovely meal , the missus and I had been involved in some same room swinging but tonight was the night we were going that step further , apparently the swinging clubs in this part of the world rocked , I thought the missus had arranged babysitters so we would have the whole night to ourselves and our soon to be much closer friends, but it turns out she'd hadn't ,someone checked the room and a whole shitstorm started
(Wed 15th Apr 2009, 15:34, More)