Profile for Jadeviper:
A tiny little pixel me by Frunt, based on this pic below:
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This is important and not to be forgotten:
JadeViper
I hereby grant thee a go on my future chainsaw, in 12-15 months time.
Yours
Malaka
(Malaka * * * will win b3ta fantasy football, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:50, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Easty wrote this song for me:
Oh, Jadeviper
Her real name is Vikki
I could call her either
As I'm not that picky
She's Scottish and lovely
And has two young daughters
And I hope that she'll hug me
(And maybe do naughties)
Easty Solzhenitsyn is my bishie, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 23:05
Lord Otterby made this picture of me:
I have succumbed to My Space...
Get Your Cyborg Name
I'm almost finished building my new PC! It's been made entirely from b3tan donations so huge huge huge thanks for:
Case, motherboard, one stick of memory - Druid and his brother
Hard drive - Syzygy
CD writer, soundcard, memory that didn't fit, graphics card - BTTAT
Monitor - Spacefish
SIMM memory - UmBongo
speakers - icklepeach
***hair update***
Back to being purple!
Another oops... this was meant to be blonde...
...and it still isn't...
Final ginger pic for now... next time it'll probably be purple
Oops... I took a pair of kitchen scissors and cut all my hair off
Pics from the Oxford bash, February 2006!!
What a lovely pic BTTAT took of me and Druid at the Oxford bash :D
Dekazer, me and Icklepeach at Dekazer's Burns' Supper January 25th 2006
Hurrah! I re-took the nerd test and I've gone down a point, and therefore a category :D
Proud member of the animal name's club
This is me (yet another new picture), I'm28 29 30 31 and I live in Edinburgh where I'm a full-time mum. I'm usually on MSN as vikkispence AT hotmail etc.
Mykey made me a Top Trumps card at last! (but I had to fix it a little)
It seems I've inspired Baldmonkey. He's drawn a picture of me too...
Well I reckon the 3dinbash was better than the Oxford one. Mykey didn't reply to my texts, but Malchick did to say he'd been pictured licking my marzipan bits. Hurrah! Anyway. 3dinbash pics.
B3tnik pics 11/06/05 on The Meadows in Edinburgh.
I'm one of the sexy voices behind Orgasmatones! Personalised orgasmic ringtones, also in association with Ron Jeremy Mobile.
Which File Extension are You?
Classic rock! Without you the other genres
wouldn't exist! You are the raw and original
sound of rock! Other genres may try to imitate
your rawness, but they can never be like you!
What genre of rock are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
poems about me
Another poem about me, this one by Uncle Dill
Vikki Spence
had no sense
sold herself for
fifty pence
:)
The ratbag and the gannet - my two gorgeous daughters.
Ooooh uber-cuteness :)
Well this is scarily accurate...
Which Website are You?
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
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I lost all my frontpage images when jadeviper.org died :( Ahh well. I still have them somewhere...
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A tiny little pixel me by Frunt, based on this pic below:
Find me on Facebook
My Flickr
This is important and not to be forgotten:
JadeViper
I hereby grant thee a go on my future chainsaw, in 12-15 months time.
Yours
Malaka
(Malaka * * * will win b3ta fantasy football, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:50, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Easty wrote this song for me:
Oh, Jadeviper
Her real name is Vikki
I could call her either
As I'm not that picky
She's Scottish and lovely
And has two young daughters
And I hope that she'll hug me
(And maybe do naughties)
Easty Solzhenitsyn is my bishie, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 23:05
Lord Otterby made this picture of me:
I have succumbed to My Space...
Get Your Cyborg Name
I'm almost finished building my new PC! It's been made entirely from b3tan donations so huge huge huge thanks for:
Case, motherboard, one stick of memory - Druid and his brother
Hard drive - Syzygy
CD writer, soundcard, memory that didn't fit, graphics card - BTTAT
Monitor - Spacefish
SIMM memory - UmBongo
speakers - icklepeach
***hair update***
Back to being purple!
Another oops... this was meant to be blonde...
...and it still isn't...
Final ginger pic for now... next time it'll probably be purple
Oops... I took a pair of kitchen scissors and cut all my hair off
Pics from the Oxford bash, February 2006!!
What a lovely pic BTTAT took of me and Druid at the Oxford bash :D
Dekazer, me and Icklepeach at Dekazer's Burns' Supper January 25th 2006
Hurrah! I re-took the nerd test and I've gone down a point, and therefore a category :D
Proud member of the animal name's club
This is me (yet another new picture), I'm
Mykey made me a Top Trumps card at last! (but I had to fix it a little)
It seems I've inspired Baldmonkey. He's drawn a picture of me too...
Well I reckon the 3dinbash was better than the Oxford one. Mykey didn't reply to my texts, but Malchick did to say he'd been pictured licking my marzipan bits. Hurrah! Anyway. 3dinbash pics.
B3tnik pics 11/06/05 on The Meadows in Edinburgh.
I'm one of the sexy voices behind Orgasmatones! Personalised orgasmic ringtones, also in association with Ron Jeremy Mobile.
Which File Extension are You?
Classic rock! Without you the other genres
wouldn't exist! You are the raw and original
sound of rock! Other genres may try to imitate
your rawness, but they can never be like you!
What genre of rock are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
poems about me
Another poem about me, this one by Uncle Dill
Vikki Spence
had no sense
sold herself for
fifty pence
:)
The ratbag and the gannet - my two gorgeous daughters.
Ooooh uber-cuteness :)
Well this is scarily accurate...
Which Website are You?
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
************************************************************
I lost all my frontpage images when jadeviper.org died :( Ahh well. I still have them somewhere...
Recent front page messages:
morning all
this didn't half scare me when I opened my Kinder egg...
This started off as a different pic, so that's actually the ratbag with Borg stuff on.
(Mon 21st Jul 2003, 9:09, More)
this didn't half scare me when I opened my Kinder egg...
This started off as a different pic, so that's actually the ratbag with Borg stuff on.
(Mon 21st Jul 2003, 9:09, More)
morning all
have a bouncy dolphin
Edit: wooooooo!!! two frontpages in two days! : ) I'm on a roll!
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 10:02, More)
have a bouncy dolphin
Edit: wooooooo!!! two frontpages in two days! : ) I'm on a roll!
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 10:02, More)
Maurice felt
that living up a tree was no excuse for not dressing for dinner.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!! : ) My third ever FP : )
(Sun 23rd Mar 2003, 11:15, More)
that living up a tree was no excuse for not dressing for dinner.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!! : ) My third ever FP : )
(Sun 23rd Mar 2003, 11:15, More)
I was going to leave this till later
but it's not as quiet as I thought. Bovine requested more, so here's another one.
(Sat 1st Mar 2003, 9:05, More)
but it's not as quiet as I thought. Bovine requested more, so here's another one.
(Sat 1st Mar 2003, 9:05, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Sacked
when I was nineteen I worked as a hotel receptionist
in a Scottish castle. it was very formal, and I had to wear a skirt, blouse and suit jacket. I wore stockings under my skirt and in those days I didn't wear underwear. one day I had to plug in a guest's modem cable to the phone socket in the lobby (this WAS 1995 after all ;) ) which was under a table. I was crawling out backwards, my skirt riding up, just as the managing director came out of his office and saw a lot more of me than he wanted to... I was sacked that day.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 21:46, More)
when I was nineteen I worked as a hotel receptionist
in a Scottish castle. it was very formal, and I had to wear a skirt, blouse and suit jacket. I wore stockings under my skirt and in those days I didn't wear underwear. one day I had to plug in a guest's modem cable to the phone socket in the lobby (this WAS 1995 after all ;) ) which was under a table. I was crawling out backwards, my skirt riding up, just as the managing director came out of his office and saw a lot more of me than he wanted to... I was sacked that day.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 21:46, More)
» I hurt my rude bits
worst things that have happened to my bits mostly happened when I was failing to give birth to my first baby
I'd gone overdue so I was taken in to be induced. by the third day they figured out that the reason I was screaming in pain every time they did an internal exam to see if I was dilating yet was that I am allergic to latex. with vinyl gloves they discovered I was still only 1cm dilated (and that was from a 6'5 doctor with HUGE hands sticking his finger into my cervix and twisting it) so they decided to break my waters. As that's not usually done until at least 3cm dilation, I was given gas and air because IT FUCKING HURT! It was a walk in the park though compared to about nine hours later having to have an electronic monitor attached to my daughter's head through the 1cm gap. It took about 45 minutes and I passed out several times from the pain.
In the end I had an emergency caesarean, so all that pain and blood was for nothing.
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 13:41, More)
worst things that have happened to my bits mostly happened when I was failing to give birth to my first baby
I'd gone overdue so I was taken in to be induced. by the third day they figured out that the reason I was screaming in pain every time they did an internal exam to see if I was dilating yet was that I am allergic to latex. with vinyl gloves they discovered I was still only 1cm dilated (and that was from a 6'5 doctor with HUGE hands sticking his finger into my cervix and twisting it) so they decided to break my waters. As that's not usually done until at least 3cm dilation, I was given gas and air because IT FUCKING HURT! It was a walk in the park though compared to about nine hours later having to have an electronic monitor attached to my daughter's head through the 1cm gap. It took about 45 minutes and I passed out several times from the pain.
In the end I had an emergency caesarean, so all that pain and blood was for nothing.
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 13:41, More)
» Running away
My sister ran away from home when she was about four years old
She packed a toy suitcase full of toys and left. She got as far as the end of the road and stopped. She wasn't allowed to cross the road on her own.
Another time she "ran away" when she was about ten years old, my mum had the police out and everything. Eventually they found her in the shed.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 20:07, More)
My sister ran away from home when she was about four years old
She packed a toy suitcase full of toys and left. She got as far as the end of the road and stopped. She wasn't allowed to cross the road on her own.
Another time she "ran away" when she was about ten years old, my mum had the police out and everything. Eventually they found her in the shed.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 20:07, More)
» Putting the Fun in Funeral
I suppose it's not that funny
but at my mum's birth mother's funeral (she'd become a nun and my mum had traced her a few years before her death) we were in the main car with her brothers, who'd had no idea about my mum until the funeral itself. At the cemetary I was last to get into the car, but the driver started moving when I was halfway in, so there I was half-hopping, half being dragged long by a funeral car full of strangers, shouting to the driver who couldn't hear me through the glass partition. Thankfully one of the occupants chapped on the glass and the driver stopped. It really broke the ice though as everyone had a laugh and got to talking about how my mum had come along - it seems her mother had told her family she'd gone to have her appendix out. The eldest brother looked my mum up and down and said with a laugh, "some appendix!"
(Fri 12th May 2006, 14:01, More)
I suppose it's not that funny
but at my mum's birth mother's funeral (she'd become a nun and my mum had traced her a few years before her death) we were in the main car with her brothers, who'd had no idea about my mum until the funeral itself. At the cemetary I was last to get into the car, but the driver started moving when I was halfway in, so there I was half-hopping, half being dragged long by a funeral car full of strangers, shouting to the driver who couldn't hear me through the glass partition. Thankfully one of the occupants chapped on the glass and the driver stopped. It really broke the ice though as everyone had a laugh and got to talking about how my mum had come along - it seems her mother had told her family she'd gone to have her appendix out. The eldest brother looked my mum up and down and said with a laugh, "some appendix!"
(Fri 12th May 2006, 14:01, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
I suspect I may have been the weird kid in my class
but at least I wasn't a generic clone like the rest of them
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 14:43, More)
I suspect I may have been the weird kid in my class
but at least I wasn't a generic clone like the rest of them
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 14:43, More)