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Tall, dark and two out of three ain't bad...

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» Stupid Tourists

Small World
Was on the flight from Los Angeles back to Sydney. About 2 hours into the flight, nearby middle aged American gent was getting quite agitated. He eventually called the hostie (sorry, cabin attendant) and demanded to know when we were landing. She politely told him it would be about another 13 hours, and he promptly starts abusing her for telling lies as "nothing was that far away!"
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 10:06, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Anyway...
I was furiously masturbating and suddenly my mother says "For gods sake, stop that!".

So I replied "Well if you don't like it, why did you sit next to me on the bus?"

/boomtish
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 6:24, More)