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I like most cheese. Strong cheddar is the best, and I don't like Gorgonzola or Roquefort or any blue cheese in fact.

I have long hair, glasses and a goatee-beard-type-thing. It used to be about 5 inches long, but I had to cut it because I now work in a bakery a mohawk, because I cut my hair off for charity earlier in the year. I also now have an awesome moustache which is being grown for charity the goatee again. I still work in the bakery though.

Ummmmm.......

I mainly like rock music, but there tends to be something from most genres that I will happily listen to. Except drum n' bass, hardcore etc, and modern r n' b which, to my ear, has no rhythm or blues thus rendering the name incorrect.

I don't know how to use Photoshop or similar yet to make funny pictures, but I'm hoping to teach myself soon. Of course, if anyone knows of a free tutorial, that would be dead handy!

Bye!

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Paranoid Personality Disorder:Moderate
Schizoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:Very High
Antisocial Personality Disorder:Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder:Very High
Histrionic Personality Disorder:High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:High
Dependent Personality Disorder:High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

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» Worst Band Ever

James.
They're the musical equvalent of beige.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 22:36, More)

» Puns

Did you hear about the death of the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own Vimto...
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 15:51, More)

» Vandalism

My shitty little town
Or Bicester, as it's known to the rest of the world, is twinned with - among others - a French town called Canton des Essarts. Every year, the council put up a new sign. And every year, within a week or so, said sign is changed to read "Cantona des Essarts"
(Mon 11th Oct 2010, 0:10, More)

» The Soundtrack of your Life

Ash - Angel Interceptor.
My girlfriend is away at university at the moment, so I generally only get to see her between terms. I was a bit gutted at not seeing her for ages, until this song came on my iTunes - with the lyric "Oh, it's good to know, tomorrow you are coming home, I won't be so alone" - and reminded me that she is actually coming back tomorrow for study time or some such bollocks! Made me well happy!

Edit: Also, kind of appropriately, The Wildhearts' "Miles Away Girl" is one of my favourite songs ever.
(Tue 2nd Feb 2010, 21:23, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

I think this may be illegal
But I'll tell it anyway. About 18 months ago my bestest mate in the whole wide world got married. I've known him since we were about 5 (15 years or so) and I obviously know all his family quite well. Anyway, at said wedding I - being half Scottish, and wanting to pull - was wearing a kilt. Before I go any further, I should say my mate has 4 younger brothers. The youngest, J, was born when I was about 11.So. Back at the hotel for the wedding reception after a genuinely lovely service, I start knocking back whatever booze I can get my hands on. Most of the night is a bit of a blur, apart from two very vivid incidents. The first, my mates grandmother sticking her hand up my kilt then saying "You're a lucky boy" and giving me a wink. The second? Flashing J. He was 15 at the time. Luckily, only one other person saw, and I think (hope) that I'm the only one who remembers.




Length? At least 5 years, and having to sign the paedo register.
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 15:17, More)
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