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» Pubs
Rubbish Pubs...
...I've known a few.
Why do they ALWAYS have at least one regular with a massive birthmark covering half his face?
The Jolly Sailor in Canterbury had its quota and was also the only pub in the town that served 'The Champ' - a mad old drunk man barred by all other pubs and (more worryingly) cab firms. He'd infamously stood at the bar at The Dolphin, shit himself, poo had run down and out his trouser leg, only for him to carry on drinking - hence the name Champ.
The Old Monkey in Manchester smells like death and is full of old drunk old men from 12 onwards asking you if you've "come here to get pissed". Yes, yes we have.
Also, The Old Bell in Kilburn has a French barmaid who is easily confused. The last two Sundays, busy for the football, she's only charged me for 2 of the 9 pints of Guinness I've enjoyed.
(Mon 9th Feb 2009, 11:03, More)
Rubbish Pubs...
...I've known a few.
Why do they ALWAYS have at least one regular with a massive birthmark covering half his face?
The Jolly Sailor in Canterbury had its quota and was also the only pub in the town that served 'The Champ' - a mad old drunk man barred by all other pubs and (more worryingly) cab firms. He'd infamously stood at the bar at The Dolphin, shit himself, poo had run down and out his trouser leg, only for him to carry on drinking - hence the name Champ.
The Old Monkey in Manchester smells like death and is full of old drunk old men from 12 onwards asking you if you've "come here to get pissed". Yes, yes we have.
Also, The Old Bell in Kilburn has a French barmaid who is easily confused. The last two Sundays, busy for the football, she's only charged me for 2 of the 9 pints of Guinness I've enjoyed.
(Mon 9th Feb 2009, 11:03, More)