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Lazy, nogoodnik "stay-at-home-dad". (How else can you get pissed, surf the interwebs, cook a nice curry and root the missus all on a weekday?)

10 points and a felching from my dog (she's good) to whom-so-ever works out where my sig is from.

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» Pubs

Elephant walks into a pub right...
Not so much my local as a good pub story (I was too young @ the time).
Circus came to Mt. Isa, North Queensland. Carnies and local japes decided it would be good PR to get the circus elephant into the pub for a beer on Friday night. They got it halfway into the side door & gave it several Darwin Stubbies (VERY big bottles of Northern Territory Beer).
Said elephant left many "PC-incorrect-umbrella-stand" sized holes in the floor and side of bar then went on a pissed rampage down the main street.
Was eventually subdued with a kebab and a cab ride back home.
True story & fortunately not the most astounding thing to happen in town that week.
(Mon 9th Feb 2009, 6:34, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

2fer.
Having a hand-shandy in the middle of an oval (a big sports-field to those un-Aussiefied) whilst staggering home pissed in the wee hours of the morn.
Oh and watching my mate drunkenly piss on his shoes as we staggered home from a drunken,drug filled teenage party - 'cause he couldn't be bothered stopping to have a slash.
(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 19:48, More)